This Club Is On The Decline

Small Club, Repetitive Shows, and Upselling

reviewed by

Lootus

6.0

I recently visited Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara, and it was a mixed experience. The club is pretty small, which I didn’t mind, but it’s worth noting that it’s the only strip club in the…

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published 1 yr ago

Good for a nice clean night out

reviewed by

cowboy009

6.7

Visited last Thursday. in June.
Was May first experience of Californian strip club.
The place was really friendly. Bouncer was helpful. Took the cash and did the metal screen. Explained the deal. I understand the SR places…

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published 1 yr ago

Santa Barbara is spanish for "Barbara Streisand would you plz give me a handjob"

reviewed by

Muddy

6.0

Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in America, Montecito, Goleta, Carpentieria all this stuff out, unreal wealth. Gorgeous area. Club is in…

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published 1 yr ago

Tuesday Evening On The West Coast

reviewed by

Evergreen98

5.7

There is not a club within 80 miles of this club, so it was either sit in my hotel room or come here. I have been at this club several times during the last few…

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published 1 yr ago

Slow Monday Evening

reviewed by

Evergreen98

6.0

I was on a short business trip to Carpinteria and made the short drive down the 101 to Spearmint Rhino. I have been at this club around a half dozen times. I arrived around 9:30PM.…

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published 2 yrs ago

Boring, but not much choice around

reviewed by

gonecase75

3.3

Mostly a waste of time. There are not many options in the area, unless you want to drive to LA. Overall, Wednesday night was very depressing. Cover was 20 and there were may be 3-4…