Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101

Nice time in California

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PADeuce
Nov 23, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Came here a while back while traveling for work. Was right near a bunch of bars I'd been hopping around. Smaller than I'd expected from a Spearmint Rhino (I'd only been to the Minneapolis and Vegas locations) But big enough for the relatively small crowd. Girls were overall good looking, clean. The only really bad part of the night was some of the customers, a couple obnoxiously loud college bros, making it rain with their pathetic little stacks of ones, slapping girls on the ass and laughing. Disrespectful, always ruins things for me.

New for me was the fully nude lap dance, I'd never been to a club like that. Got this cute little hispanic gal for a few of those and she was really working it hard. Had enough beers to get talked into a VIP visit on the credit card, much to my regret. (I usually leave the CC in the hotel, but this wasn't a planned strip club visit) I mean, it was great. LDK, is that the term the cool kids use these days? She kept insisting on being squeezed hard enough to where I'd normally be worried, but hey, if that's what the lady likes.

But be aware that the hands-on experience varies a lot from girl to girl. A different (gorgeous redhead) lady wanted hands to stay on the hips. Fine by me, she was a great time.

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