Not too bad
I was in Santa Barbara on business and was placed in a hotel directly across from Spearmint Rhino's, how convenient I thought. I went in there on a Friday about 9 PM. It was pretty small, only one dancer on the stage at a time. I'd say there were no dancers under a 7 and a couple of 9/10s. 30 minutes in I got a lapdance from one of the sexier dancers, $20 for topless. It was quite pedestrian and didn't even get me hard, I think she grazed my junk once. Not off to a great start so far. I chilled for the next half hour just watching the dancers on the stage and one of the 9s approaches me for a lap dance. I hesitated a little and she immediately put her hand under my chin and tilted my head to make intense eye contact. She's staring at me, licks her lips and starts stroking me over my pants and tells me she wants to dance for me. I was mesmerized and obviously said yes, I asked her if we could go to one of the couches in the back corner and she obliged.
I got one the top ten best lap dances of my life that night. She sensually teased in the beginning, licked me around my neck. She did little things like look down at my crotch and then look up at me and lick her lips. She started doing an air dance right in front me, getting close to me, making me think she'll start grinding but then wouldn't. Then she turns around straddles me and slowly brings her hand up the length of my hard cock. I couldn't believe it, it so fucking hot! She smoothly transitions into grinding and unsurprisingly is extremely good at it. We're in the middle of the second song at this point and by the end of it I'm already ready to cum. I tell her I don't know if I can keep going without an accident and she giggled and told me she wanted me to cum. Needless to say I got another dance, she knew exactly what she was doing. She intensified the grinding and told to me to make sure I warn her before I cum. So I tell her I'm about to cum and she brings her head up to mine and we're face to face, she's biting and licking her lips as I'm cumming.
I gave her a huge tip and left the club with a huge smile on my face. I can't say the club is amazing overall but if you're lucky enough to get this particular dancer well Oh My! I wish I got her name but she's 5'8, dirty blonde, dark eyes, C cups, not a great ass but not a flat one.
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