Reviews

Small club, one stage when you walk in and the lap sane space is around and behind the stage. Full nude so no alcohol. The girls are pretty and they have a good mix of mostly…

Late night on a Saturday. Place was packed. It’s a very small club (one stage, sort of feels like a small jazz club) but I think that adds to the allure. There were at least…

I recently visited Spearmint Rhino in Santa Barbara, and it was a mixed experience. The club is pretty small, which I didn’t mind, but it’s worth noting that it’s the only strip club in the…

Visited last Thursday. in June. Was May first experience of Californian strip club. The place was really friendly. Bouncer was helpful. Took the cash and did the metal screen. Explained the deal. I understand the SR places…

Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in America, Montecito, Goleta, Carpentieria all this stuff out, unreal wealth. Gorgeous area. Club is in…

There is not a club within 80 miles of this club, so it was either sit in my hotel room or come here. I have been at this club several times during the last few…

I was on a short business trip to Carpinteria and made the short drive down the 101 to Spearmint Rhino. I have been at this club around a half dozen times. I arrived around 9:30PM.…

I made a quick business trip to Carpinteria. Since it had been over 6 months since my last visit to the Spearmint Rhino, I decided to drive the 15 miles along the 101 to Santa…

Mostly a waste of time. There are not many options in the area, unless you want to drive to LA. Overall, Wednesday night was very depressing. Cover was 20 and there were may be 3-4…

So I was returning from a trip down south to TJ and I had a little urge to see some booty so I figured I'd stop by here since its on the way home. Once…

I have come here a couple times, its a pretty standard atmosphere, got in for free with military ID, not sure what it would be without. Theres 1 pole with seating surrounding it, basically a…

This one is weird, I was driving through and decided to check it out before finding my hotel. It was around 12:15 on Tuesday. The place was almost empty. 5-6 patrons and 6 girls were there.…

I was in Carpinteria for a few days. I remembered Misty from my last visit to Spearmint Rhino, so I made the drive to Santa Barbara. I arrived around 10PM. Cover charge was $27. This…

I visited Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara on Tuesday evening Tuesday August 2, 2022 from about 9:30 to 11:15 pm. A lot of clubs are located in industrial areas but this was somewhat different.…

I stopped by on Sunday Evening. The cover charge was $17. The doorman told me that the cover charge increases to $27 after 10PM. Most of the ladies looked ok. I got 2 topless dances…

Since I was in the area traveling, I wanted to check out what the area had to offer Strip Club wise. Coming from the LA/OC California basin, and an avid and frequent fan of what…

I made another visit for the memorial day bash and it was very poorly managed. They didn't have food like they advertised (not that I want to eat in a strip club, but it is…

I had a really good experience. Lots of contact and grabbing allowed. I did two topless, with two different dancers. They do 2 for 1 dances pretty often and I didn’t feel shorted on time.…

Such a ripoff. Walked in, velt a homey vibe from the bouncer, asked who he would recommend. He said her name (I forgot, unfortunately). I waited 30 minutes for her, and denied plenty of good…

I’ve been going here off and on for the last year due to a life change. I typically end up here after going out and having too much to drink lol The club is decent.…

I have been here a dozen times, so this is both a composite of all those visits and specifically about the last one. Santa Barbara is a place of contradictions. Incredible beauty and depressing ugliness.…

I was in Santa Barbara on business and was placed in a hotel directly across from Spearmint Rhino's, how convenient I thought. I went in there on a Friday about 9 PM. It was pretty…

Was in Santa Barbara for business and decided to check out the Spearmint Rhino which isn't far from downtown. I went there on a Sunday and got in right before 9:00 pm so there…

It's been a while since i've went so this review is from months ago from my last visit. I used to go to this club a lot when i used to live down in SB.…

Came here a while back while traveling for work. Was right near a bunch of bars I'd been hopping around. Smaller than I'd expected from a Spearmint Rhino (I'd only been to the Minneapolis and…