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review
5 months ago
Good for a nice clean night out
Visited last Thursday. in June. Was May first experience of Californian strip club. The place was really friendly. Bouncer was helpful. Took the cash and did the metal screen. Explained the deal. I understand the SR...
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5 months ago
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Rod8432
cowboy009
review
7 months ago
Santa Barbara is spanish for "Barbara Streisand would you plz give me a handjob"
Santa Barbara, CA. Friday night. Just came down from Santa Maria. This is like one of the wealthiest areas in America, Montecito, Goleta, Carpentieria all this stuff out, unreal wealth. Gorgeous area. Club is...
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7 months ago
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Harderlap
Muddy
USA
review
10 months ago
Tuesday Evening On The West Coast
There is not a club within 80 miles of this club, so it was either sit in my hotel room or come here. I have been at this club several times during the last...
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10 months ago
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PutaTester
Evergreen98
review
a year ago
Slow Monday Evening
I was on a short business trip to Carpinteria and made the short drive down the 101 to Spearmint Rhino. I have been at this club around a half dozen times. I arrived around...
Evergreen98
review
2 years ago
This Club Is On The Decline
I made a quick business trip to Carpinteria. Since it had been over 6 months since my last visit to the Spearmint Rhino, I decided to drive the 15 miles along the 101 to...
Evergreen98
review
2 years ago
Boring, but not much choice around
Mostly a waste of time. There are not many options in the area, unless you want to drive to LA. Overall, Wednesday night was very depressing. Cover was 20 and there were may be...
gonecase75
Going around
review
2 years ago
Dead Time
So I was returning from a trip down south to TJ and I had a little urge to see some booty so I figured I'd stop by here since its on the way home....
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2 years ago
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hepguy
PoundxCheeks
review
2 years ago
Handy in the VIP
I have come here a couple times, its a pretty standard atmosphere, got in for free with military ID, not sure what it would be without. Theres 1 pole with seating surrounding it, basically...
monger_805
review
2 years ago
Almost dull night saved by "Divine"
This one is weird, I was driving through and decided to check it out before finding my hotel. It was around 12:15 on Tuesday. The place was almost empty. 5-6 patrons and 6 girls were...
xeasy80
review
2 years ago
The Rhino by the Ocean
I was in Carpinteria for a few days. I remembered Misty from my last visit to Spearmint Rhino, so I made the drive to Santa Barbara. I arrived around 10PM. Cover charge was $27....
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2 years ago
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PutaTester
Evergreen98
review
2 years ago
In the Funk Zone
I visited Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara on Tuesday evening Tuesday August 2, 2022 from about 9:30 to 11:15 pm. A lot of clubs are located in industrial areas but this was somewhat different....
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2 years ago
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san_jose_guy
hepguy
Retired, traveling for fun
review
3 years ago
Santa Barbara
I stopped by on Sunday Evening. The cover charge was $17. The doorman told me that the cover charge increases to $27 after 10PM. Most of the ladies looked ok. I got 2 topless...
Evergreen98
review
5 years ago
Ventura County SC field trip pt. 2
Since I was in the area traveling, I wanted to check out what the area had to offer Strip Club wise. Coming from the LA/OC California basin, and an avid and frequent fan of...
Knightlight1
review
5 years ago
Back to Disappointing
I made another visit for the memorial day bash and it was very poorly managed. They didn't have food like they advertised (not that I want to eat in a strip club, but it...
Ginhahaha
review
6 years ago
Find the right dancer and it is well worth it
I had a really good experience. Lots of contact and grabbing allowed. I did two topless, with two different dancers. They do 2 for 1 dances pretty often and I didn’t feel shorted on...
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5 years ago
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Ginhahaha
Ginhahaha
review
6 years ago
Bouncer and dancers were in on it
Such a ripoff. Walked in, velt a homey vibe from the bouncer, asked who he would recommend. He said her name (I forgot, unfortunately). I waited 30 minutes for her, and denied plenty of...
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6 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
tusclhustleforit
California
review
6 years ago
Can be fun
I’ve been going here off and on for the last year due to a life change. I typically end up here after going out and having too much to drink lol The club is...
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6 years ago
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Rod8432
MmessiSB
California
review
6 years ago
Should be Better, Could be Worse
I have been here a dozen times, so this is both a composite of all those visits and specifically about the last one. Santa Barbara is a place of contradictions. Incredible beauty and depressing...
JimOsterberg
New York
review
8 years ago
Not too bad
I was in Santa Barbara on business and was placed in a hotel directly across from Spearmint Rhino's, how convenient I thought. I went in there on a Friday about 9 PM. It was...
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8 years ago
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Rod8432
Bovice
review
8 years ago
Visited Spearmint Rhino
Was in Santa Barbara for business and decided to check out the Spearmint Rhino which isn't far from downtown. I went there on a Sunday and got in right before 9:00 pm so...
zencookie
California
review
8 years ago
Blast from past
It's been a while since i've went so this review is from months ago from my last visit. I used to go to this club a lot when i used to live down in...
daniel99
Palm trees, bad bitches and wannabees
review
8 years ago
Nice time in California
Came here a while back while traveling for work. Was right near a bunch of bars I'd been hopping around. Smaller than I'd expected from a Spearmint Rhino (I'd only been to the Minneapolis...
PADeuce
review
8 years ago
Beautiful girls in this Santa Barbara club
The SB Rhino is unusual for SCs. First off, it is small, although not as tiny as anticipated from earlier reviews. It's a couple living-sized rooms in the main area, with rooms sectioned off...
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8 years ago
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Jascoi
Rod8432
review
8 years ago
Amazing quality of dancers
Wife and I arrived on a Saturday night right at 9pm. Bouncer let us in for free because we were right on the edge when they start charging for cover. The club is crazy dark....
Andrew3296
review
8 years ago
College hotties
The club is really small, think the size of a dorm room. This is fitting because the girls are college hotties. There is only one stage and a bunch of seating but I can't...
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