Just as the reviewer above, I...

Just as the reviewer above, I always stop in Sweet Illusions whenever I come through Simpsonsville. It's one of my favorite clubs anywhere because of the friendly, easy going party vibe. Low pressure from dancers, but they make themselves available, usually with $1 taxi dances (mini-laps) at your table after their one song set on stage. Lack of privacy in the lap dance room is well documented, as is the excellent dances pushing the limits. And at $20 a dance they are as good as you can get anywhere. One this visit the dancers were all well above average, no fatties with most in the spinner range. Love this place. If I lived closer would be a regular.