Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

This is an interesting place located...

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PredragDr
Nov 10, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

This is an interesting place located in a more working class than rural area. I walked in around 6 when the dayshift women were still on the clock. There is a board next to the DJ booth listing the dancers, and I believe it had approximately a dozen listed. I would guess the average age of the dayshift was late 20's with the average BMI on the voluptuous side, even overheard a young patron say "so that's what a chubby girl looks like nude..." The most attractive woman in the building when I entered was the blonde bartender, so I sat at the bar. There was no cover, and a decent microbrew was less than $5. Most of the dancers hung with their regulars and saw quite a few dollar dances (out in the open for approx 10 sec) and regular $20 dances (one song in bead curtained off area) be given. The bartender was off limits for dances, so I did not partake in any dances till some of the evening shift started trickling in a little before 7. The evening shift has a slightly lower BMI, but similar in age to the day dancers. Diversity ranges from blonde, brunette, black and one Middle Eastern! The Middle Eastern dancer on evening shift is the highlight of the visit! She is a petite barely five feet tiny girl with giant C/D cup perky naturals. I thought they were nice fakers at first, but they were probably some of the best naturals I have ever gotten busy on. She, and perhaps the cheap beer, make this dive worth a visit!!!

 

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