Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

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PredragDr
Sep 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I returned to the land of the Simpsons and made an obligatory stop at Sweet Illusions. This was my first late night trip to the place, and it was pretty busy...though I can't say the girls were all that pretty. There is still no cover at night and drink prices are about the same as during the day. Instead of just one guy functioning as the DJ/counter/bouncer, there were three guys working there.

Of the dozen girls working the night shift there was decent diversity (3 blondes, 2 blacks, a middle eastern, a few Latina, etc.). Unfortunately many of them could have tightened up and/or had better hygiene. I know some guys are annoyed by the overly perfumed girls, but I would take that over BO and bad breath. The oasis in the desert, no pun intended, was the beautiful Jasmine. She is basically a middle eastern version of Lindsey Pelas. She could easily be in Playboy, at least the cyber edition, if she wanted to. Dances ($20/song) are done in a separated, but shared area so nothing crazy will happen, but I got nice two-way contact with the middle eastern Lindsey Pelas. There is a separate area in the back for true private timed dances (30 minutes or 1 hour) where the price varies by girl, but I did not see anyone go there.

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