I really need to get back...

I really need to get back down to Simpsonsland for a visit to one of my favorite clubs anywhere. As others have reported, it's a bit of a dive but well kept. A friendly blue collar hangout where dancers often hang out at the bar with their regulars. One small stage where they do 2 song sets. It's about 50 / 50 whether the girls get totally naked. Dropping a couple bucks at the rack will get you a mini lap. And of course one of my favorite features is the $1 taxi dances after their stage set, where you can sample a lie's skills before deciding to go back for a lap dance. Lappers are in a shared room, so if your shy, it may not be for you. But I get off having a naked chick grinding on me while I watch the guy across the room getting his. Like I said it's a fun place. A few bucks goes a long ways. I need to get back down there.