A friendly joint
What others have written is true, this is a congenial, unpretentious place with a very chill atmosphere. The girls uniformly appeared to be happy to be there. The handful that I chatted with were pretty genuine, pretty real. After watching some dancers and talking to a couple, I spotted Willow, who is a young blonde with a beautiful face and a youthful body. She was easy to approach and easy to talk to. I asked about what it was like to work at Sweet Illusions, and she said she hadn't worked there long but really liked it, and she seemed to think the arrangement with the dancers was fair and straightforward. I asked how handsy customers can get in the private dances, and she said it's up to each girl. She has danced in Portland, where the rules are more strict and guys have to practically sit on their hands, and she prefers the arrangement here, where it's more of a two-way experience. She mentioned that her nipple piercings can sometimes make her wish customers were more gentle in that area, and that she wouldn't want anyone to get all up in her vagina (her word), but she's cool with everything else. I got three dances with her (they seemed pretty long to me), and she got naked and friendly. One of the nicest moments was when she asked (third song) which position I liked best so far. I don't honestly think I've ever been asked that question during a private dance. I told her I enjoyed it when she was straddling me while facing me -- it felt very GFE and personal -- and so I think we stayed in that zone mostly. It wasn't crazy-high-mileage, but I also wasn't really pushing that aspect; I suspect she would have committed more and more energy with each successive song, but she never tried to upsell me -- I just had the feeling that she has a general approach to turning up the heat as the song count progresses. I liked her, and would look for her if I was ever in this neck of the woods again. I chatted with a couple of others; Odessa (a bit more curvy and with more of a pornstar intensity about her) who laid out her somewhat complicated rules, suggesting that the VIP room would be the way to go with her. I didn't want to spend that much (possibly $300 for a half hour and $500 for an hour?), and decided to turn in. She also had two private dance rates, $20 for topless and $40 for nude, and I think a three-songs-nude rate of $100. I would say overall that the dancer selection was on the heavier side, with notable exceptions being Divine (very cute AA spinner), Artemis (very tall somewhat geeky girl, seemed fairly aggressive when she was in the private dance area at the same time I was with Willow), and Willow.
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