I was in town for a...

I was in town for a Ducks game with Arizona, "GO DUCKS" so before the game I stop by to warm up for the tailgate parties. This place is great. Super hot girls that get really friendly and want to party. Drinks are cheap as are the other tippers, so a few bucks really gets you some bang here. Did I mention that the girls are hot? They're a couple really hot girls. No cover. There are tables you can sit at and one stages. The poles don't really get much use, I saw a few slides but mostly it seems like something for the girls to rub their lady parts on. Music was alright, I really liked the drunk stripper who kept telling me how hammered she was and insisting that I drink with her. She was really hot. Did I mention that the girls there are really hot? Some fake boobs but they made up for it with close-ups of other interesting things. I had the best time I've ever had at a strip club. In my opinion Sweet Illusions is one of the best clubs in Oregon.

I had a few excellent PD's and the 1$ dances are great test rides. PD's are as previously described, very hot and good mileage but completely legal. Some might be put off by the lack of privacy in the PD room, which is fairly small, well lighted with four couches against each wall facing each other. But I found it kind of hot being danced for and watching other dancers doing their things. Some dancers would laugh and tease each other. At one point my dance was finished at the same time as another gal across the room, so I just asked her to come on over and climb aboard. I was tempted but did not try out the champagne room, $25 to the house and $150 to the dancer for a half hour. I asked a girl what's difference and she replied, "we're alone" with a twinkle in her eye. All in all the best time I've had in a club in a long time. Again I had the best time I've ever had at a strip club and in my opinion Sweet Illusions is one of the best clubs in Oregon.