In my opinion Sweet Illusions is...

In my opinion Sweet Illusions is one of the best clubs in Oregon. It has a low-key local feel. The dancers are seldom the glossy sex star or pristine nubile look, but rather tend to be young, skinny to moderate weight, okay to nice looking girls, with 1-10 tatoos. The club is okay, and the place seems hospitable enough. There are always a few girls that seem to be watching their watches waiting for their shifts to end. But more often than not you can find one or two dancers with a much friendlier attitude.Moreso than any other club I've been to in Oregon, you can find dancers willing to offer that up close 'girl friend' experience and a quite slutty girlfriend at that ..at least for the length of a song or two. I recommend it as the place to go around here if you're looking for that sort of intimate close contact. YMMV of course. I suggest sitting at the edge of the stage, dropping a few bucks. If the dancer, smiles, flirts, pulls your head into her chest, climbs on the edge and whispers in your ear, or hops over and wraps her legs around your lap for a few seconds, a PD is probably going to be well worth your while. If she seems to be in her own world, fughetaboudit, and check at the next one to come to the stage.