This was my first disappointing visit...

This was my first disappointing visit to this venerable Springfield institution. My previous visits have always been fun times, and while I'll chalk it up to "every place has an off night", this time it just wasn't happening. Dancers looked okay but the best of the bunch stayed at the bar drinking with regulars. One perky spinner dancer finally came over and gave me a $1 taxi dance. I always give them $2 cause I'm a big spender like that. Anyway she offered a dance in back and I accepted. But it was pretty bland compared to every other private dance I've gotten there in the past and bland compared to the dance another girl was giving a guy on the couch across from me. She never even took her bottoms off, first time that ever happened to me at SI. Making matters worse, when she stuck her cute little butt in my face, it stank of……ass. So that killed any desire for a second go round.

Like I said, it was probably an off day / night and I'll definitely come back, cause I've always had a good time at SI in the past. But this visit kinda sucked.