Camelot Reviews

So you have to know what you’re getting yourself in for (and not getting) at DC strip clubs. Because that will inform your experience and satisfaction. When it comes to Camelot, it’s the granddaddy...

Went to Camelot on a Tuesday in April 2019. I've never been to a DC club so did not know about the no lap dance rule, which was kind of lame. To be fair though...

I went to Camelot for lunch both Monday and Tuesday. I was very impressed with the talent. You can check when dancers are on stage on their website, but the ones who stood out...

My first stop was going to be Mpire. But I didn't love the fact that they wanted to scan my license so I decided to check out Camelot instead. First things first. The girls...

To start off this review, this club is not bad considering and comparing it to other clubs in this area. Going to the club, you'll find parking on the street it's on or a...

I've been to a few clubs in the DC area. Yeah we all know about the rules of DC so I won't get into all that. Still I think DC has some of the...

It had been a long time - but was in the neighborhood and had the afternoon to kill... so went in for lunch. I knew the deal going in... no contact of any kind, so...

Camelot is one of my favorite clubs to go to when I am in the mood to watch a pretty girl take off her clothes. The club itself is built like a typical DC...

Camelot consistently has the best talent in the MD/DC/VA area. The girls are smart, hot, and hustle less then most Titty Bars. Its a great way to spend a mellow afternoon. If you are a...

In town for work and decided to stop by Camelot for my first visit and I was initially slightly dissapointed, mostly becuase of mis-expectations, but this changed as I saw a few girls. I...

Where to start... I was bored in my hotel and couldn’t sleep. So I said let me get out go have a few drinks see what the clubs in the city have to offer....

Cant touch, no lap dances, hot girls though. Standard DC strip club, cleanish, safe, etc. There are two floors, upstairs open late and weekends. Drinks are pricy, and the girls do...

As y’all know, DC doesn’t allow any contact. If you come looking for that, you’ll be disappointed. But, you should approach this place as a relatively classy bar. With beautiful dancers. If you do...

I visited recently. I stopped in on a Monday about 4:30 pm. The inside still looks great, but I'm the only customer? (again) No, I missed the guy in the corner sitting with one...

Visited DC for a friends birthday and heard about Camelot from a few people in the area. After a night of drinking at bars in DC, me and my friends still wanted some fun...

If you haven't been to Camelot, then I would suggest you go try it out for a couple of reasons: (1) It's located conveniently in DC and you can access it easily by taking...

Thankfully, I read reviews and knew what to expect as far as no lap dances. Coming from the NYC/CT area where dance pressure is high, it was an interesting and relaxing change of pace....

Feeling a bit stressed, and needing a late afternoon drink, I decided to head over to Camelot as a late lunch treat. The club is located in a great location in the heart...

I arrived about 2:30 pm. Maybe about a dozen customers and maybe 8 dancers. A couple of the dancers were great (hot) but others we so-so. A few years ago, the ratio seemed reversed:...

I was in DC for work and had some time to kill so I decided to stop by. This is a typical DC club. Its long and narrow with a small stage...

I was out drinking at a nearby bar for a friends birthday, and stepped outside to make a phone call. When I tried to go back in, the bouncer said the place was too...

This club is typical the the area it is in as there are no lap dances. There is a full bar and the drinks are moderately priced. The size of the venue is no...

Came here after I left Mpire to do a comparison. There are two floors here, and I was seated in front of the stage on the first floor- best viewing seat in the house....

Hi folks. Here is why you should go here. The girls are hot. I mean, there were really smoking girls here when I went. Essentially that is the...

About a 10 or 15 minute walk from the Royal Palace but even though the site info here on TUSCL says it opens at 6 pm, it doesn't. Didn't open until after 7pm. A...