Camelot Reviews

Saturday, no cover as always. Walking up to the club, the doorman checked my ID and opened the door. Friendly and professional. The club itself is somewhat dim, a long narrow seating area with...

The girls looked good like 7 and 8. Friendly. Started a tab. One asked to sit with me ok. Had a drink maybe two. Second girl asked to sit. Ugh ok....

Went on a late Wednesday late afternoon. No cover charge, and bouncers did not let the college students that were in front of me because they weren’t dressed appropriately. As soon as you come...

It's been a long, long time since I'd been to a strip club. I visited this DC spot last Wednesday night. No cover, which was great, and I was surprised at how hot the...

Came here several months ago on a weeknight during a work trip. Hit up mpire earlier in the evening and then came next door to Camelot. Feels like a bit of a dive bar...

Camelot is a small joint. It has maybe twenty seats all facing the small stage, with a bar in the back. When I went, dancers were mostly white girls, a good looking sort. Dancers...

Camelot. Night of Frigg. I rode hard and fast through the night. I approach a black night guarding this abode. Hey muttered bottle service? "NEY" I responded. DRAW! EN GUARDE!, WHAT SAY YOU! A...

Back in D.C. for work and decided to spend a Thursday night checking out this place because it was near my hotel. No trouble with the bouncer out front, friendly guy. Walked up a...

Even though Camelot has started offering private dances, they have also started an insidious practice of blatant price gouging on dancer drinks. I’ve heard from dancers that management cracks down on them hard...

Not much has changed at Camelot over the years. The building has aged a bit over the years (decades) but it’s generally maintained well so it doesn’t look rundown. The place is usually fairly...

Stopped in while traveling and had a disappointing experience. The guys at the door were plenty welcoming and got me right in, and seated right in front of the action. A smokin little lady...

I've been miami and vegas clubs and a couple random small town clubs. Watch out for when the waitress starts putting in orders for double-shots without asking you. No bottom shelf. Shots will be...

Visiting DC and Camelot happened to be between my hotel and dinner, so I stopped in for about 90 minutes starting at around 8pm. There were a handful of patrons and about twice as...

Went with my girlfriend on a Saturday night. She wanted to go but we were confused as we both thought it was where had gone last time (which as Archibald’s). The dancers were decent...

So Camelot is the only DC stripclub to have reopened, but it’s not a stripclub anymore, at least for now. You now have to make table reservations in advance probably for social distancing...

Camelot is a pleasant, low key show bar - understand that and set your expectations for the area and you’ll have a good time. As many have noted, Camelot and Mpire Club are about...

Camelot is definitely an old dc institution. You check in with the bouncer and are immediately passed off to a host who will lead you to a seat of his choosing. ...

I arrived about 4:30 pm on a Friday. Place was fairly crowded by lacking energy. I planned on visiting the Mpire a couple of doors down but it was “closed” for an “event.” Camelot...

I live in DC metro area and good strip clubs are a rare commodity here. Usually we drive out almost an hour to either Baltimore or West Virginia (Golden Horseshoe is a good one...

Was in the District for business and decided to try Camelot's. First time there. If you are not familiar with DC clubs, most clubs cannot serve private lap dances (there seems to be some...

Thursday 6, normally isn’t good for other places, but great for here. Top floor / stage was open and about 6-7 girls dancing. All white thin to medium we working the shift. Good point...

On the first day of my visit to the nation's capital, I checked out the clubs in Dupont Circle. I took the Metro to get over to this area because it did not appear...

I was in DC on business last week, and rather than eat alone in a restaurant, I decided to eat alone, looking at naked women. Camelot has always been considered the gold...

I worked in DC in the 1990s, and Camelot was the best place to go to see high quality babes with fine tits. So I couldn't help but check out Camelot's talent when I recently...

In summary, Camelot is a classy, very low pressure and low mileage, “tip” only club. Beautiful girls to look at while you’re relaxing. Camelot's biggest challenge is a marketing challenge and setting expectations. As...