Camelot

1823 M St NW Washington, DC 20036

Camelot Reviews

• review

  3 months ago
  Never again

  The girls looked good like 7 and 8. Friendly. Started a tab. One asked to sit with me ok. Had a drink maybe two. Second girl asked to sit. Ugh ok....
  orobotheman

  Florida
  Comments: 1

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  3 months ago

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  funonthaside
• review

  6 months ago
  Wednesday Late Afternoon Trip. Now they have dances!

  Went on a late Wednesday late afternoon. No cover charge, and bouncers did not let the college students that were in front of me because they weren’t dressed appropriately. As soon as you come...
  Vusra
  Comments: 2

  last:

  5 months ago

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  BigYansh69
• review

  7 months ago
  Great time hanging out

  It's been a long, long time since I'd been to a strip club. I visited this DC spot last Wednesday night. No cover, which was great, and I was surprised at how hot the...
  1Chanman

  District of Columbia
• review

  8 months ago
  Dive bar with a pole - fine if you treat it like that

  Came here several months ago on a weeknight during a work trip. Hit up mpire earlier in the evening and then came next door to Camelot. Feels like a bit of a dive bar...
  Djongles
• review

  10 months ago
  DC Classic but don’t expect much

  Camelot is a small joint. It has maybe twenty seats all facing the small stage, with a bar in the back. When I went, dancers were mostly white girls, a good looking sort. Dancers...
  BoDiddley
  Comments: 1

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  9 months ago

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  DancingBeauty
• review

  a year ago
  Oh on second thought let's not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place

  Camelot. Night of Frigg. I rode hard and fast through the night. I approach a black night guarding this abode. Hey muttered bottle service? "NEY" I responded. DRAW! EN GUARDE!, WHAT SAY YOU! A...
  Muddy

  USA
  Comments: 3

  last:

  9 months ago

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  GSB67Ralph
• review

  a year ago
  Low key Thursday night. Will be back.

  Back in D.C. for work and decided to spend a Thursday night checking out this place because it was near my hotel. No trouble with the bouncer out front, friendly guy. Walked up a...
  Trainne
• review

  a year ago
  Dancer Drink Price Gouging Out of Control

  Even though Camelot has started offering private dances, they have also started an insidious practice of blatant price gouging on dancer drinks. I’ve heard from dancers that management cracks down on them hard...
  NavelObserver

  Maryland
  Comments: 2

  last:

  a year ago

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  funonthaside
• review

  a year ago
  Not much has changed but it has its good points.

  Not much has changed at Camelot over the years. The building has aged a bit over the years (decades) but it’s generally maintained well so it doesn’t look rundown. The place is usually fairly...
  GSB67Ralph

  I hate Covid
  Comments: 2

  last:

  a year ago

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  GSB67Ralph
• review

  2 years ago
  Great start with a disappointing end.

  Stopped in while traveling and had a disappointing experience. The guys at the door were plenty welcoming and got me right in, and seated right in front of the action. A smokin little lady...
  BigMIK74
  Comments: 3

  last:

  a year ago

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  cipdevice
• review

  2 years ago
  It's something.. for the area.

  I've been miami and vegas clubs and a couple random small town clubs. Watch out for when the waitress starts putting in orders for double-shots without asking you. No bottom shelf. Shots will be...
  Mang0
  Comments: 1

  last:

  a year ago

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  GSB67Ralph
• review

  2 years ago
  Pleasantly surprised

  Visiting DC and Camelot happened to be between my hotel and dinner, so I stopped in for about 90 minutes starting at around 8pm. There were a handful of patrons and about twice as...
  chopperdave121
  Comments: 4

  last:

  2 years ago

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  Customernumerouno
• review

  2 years ago
  Post-Covid Saturday Visit was a Bust

  Went with my girlfriend on a Saturday night. She wanted to go but we were confused as we both thought it was where had gone last time (which as Archibald’s). The dancers were decent...
  StivBators90
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 years ago

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  StivBators90
• review

  4 years ago
  No more.

  So Camelot is the only DC stripclub to have reopened, but it’s not a stripclub anymore, at least for now. You now have to make table reservations in advance probably for social distancing...
  JB26

  District of Columbia
• review

  4 years ago
  Night shift / day shift review.

  Camelot is a pleasant, low key show bar - understand that and set your expectations for the area and you’ll have a good time. As many have noted, Camelot and Mpire Club are about...
  Pablo99

  Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
• review

  5 years ago
  A DC Classic and kind of a mixed bag

  Camelot is definitely an old dc institution. You check in with the bouncer and are immediately passed off to a host who will lead you to a seat of his choosing. ...
  Customernumerouno
  Comments: 2

  last:

  5 years ago

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  Customernumerouno
• review

  5 years ago
  Camelot is still good (by DC standards) but seems to be in a slow, long term decline.

  I arrived about 4:30 pm on a Friday. Place was fairly crowded by lacking energy. I planned on visiting the Mpire a couple of doors down but it was “closed” for an “event.” Camelot...
  DollarRalph

  Florida
• review

  5 years ago
  Its a show bar not a strip club. NO LDs.

  I live in DC metro area and good strip clubs are a rare commodity here. Usually we drive out almost an hour to either Baltimore or West Virginia (Golden Horseshoe is a good one...
  mindcrime04

  Virginia
• review

  5 years ago
  First time at Camelot's

  Was in the District for business and decided to try Camelot's. First time there. If you are not familiar with DC clubs, most clubs cannot serve private lap dances (there seems to be some...
  Gentleman_Charlie

  District of Columbia
  Comments: 1

  last:

  5 years ago

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  Pablo99
• review

  5 years ago
  $ ↘️ Value ↗️ Always go when in DC

  Thursday 6, normally isn’t good for other places, but great for here. Top floor / stage was open and about 6-7 girls dancing. All white thin to medium we working the shift. Good point...
  sbharmonictuscl

  Virginia
• review

  5 years ago
  Comfortable Showbar

  On the first day of my visit to the nation's capital, I checked out the clubs in Dupont Circle. I took the Metro to get over to this area because it did not appear...
  mikeym

  Mostly in Florida
• review

  5 years ago
  A decent meal

  I was in DC on business last week, and rather than eat alone in a restaurant, I decided to eat alone, looking at naked women. Camelot has always been considered the gold...
  iknowbetter

  Bitch, Don’t kill my vibe
  Comments: 1

  last:

  5 years ago

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  iknowbetter
• review

  5 years ago
  Return visit to Camelot 20 years since last time

  I worked in DC in the 1990s, and Camelot was the best place to go to see high quality babes with fine tits. So I couldn't help but check out Camelot's talent when I recently...
  BigNats4me
  Comments: 1

  last:

  5 years ago

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  codemonkey
• review

  5 years ago
  DC Outing

  In summary, Camelot is a classy, very low pressure and low mileage, “tip” only club. Beautiful girls to look at while you’re relaxing. Camelot's biggest challenge is a marketing challenge and setting expectations. As...
  Mfowden1978

  Delaware
• review

  5 years ago
  Go in with eyes open

  So you have to know what you’re getting yourself in for (and not getting) at DC strip clubs. Because that will inform your experience and satisfaction. When it comes to Camelot, it’s the granddaddy...
  Yeahman