Porthole Pub Reviews

Visited the Porthole late on a Sunday eve around 11:30 p.m.

I had taken a short SC hiatus (3 weeks) b/c I had been SCing pretty regularly and spending a good bit. I was actually planning to “try” and abstain for the whole month of July to let my savings...

Stopped by around 5, grabbed a reasonably priced beer and seat near the stage. I didn't pay to park or enter.

Most of the customers and dancers were around the bar, which doesn't have a stripper behind it as is pretty common around here. The stage is pretty...

I had been to Cheetah Pompano earlier in the evening but was not there long. Cheetah is a very nice club with nice looking dancers, but it is not my type of club b/c although I am a white Hispanic guy, I am primarily attracted to black women (and...

I can't believe how many strip clubs there are between Miami and West Palm. I wanted to find a club that was relaxed but that I might get extra high mileage in the LD department. I know chances are sometimes better earlier in the day. Read all...

Yikes this mustve been a really off day. Th talent here was around a 3 on a scale of 1-10. There were about 4 black girls, 1 overweight white girl, and a 50-something year old white lady who literally just stood on stage during her time to dance. She looked...

Visited the Porthole Pub on a Saturday evening – arrived around 1:00 a.m. and left about 3:30 a.m.

Some background about myself to put this review in context. I am a white Hispanic male in my early 40s living in Miami. I am mostly attracted to black women b/c...

Yup, like all others have said, this comes across as your Friendly Neighborhood Titty Bar (no pretenses of being a "gentlemen's club") but it seems a well run one. Just divey enough without putting you in fear of your life, and the crowd and staff were friendly. Located at...

The Porthole Pub is a good place for a sleazy time. I had fun there Friday afternoon. This place looks like what we Midwesterners would call a "beer joint." In a strip mall on Sample Road just East of I-95, nothing but the name on the side...

When I'm in south Florida I always stop in to the Porthole. Looking at the outside it looks like any other bar in a strip mall and definitely not a strip club. The dancers vary widely from a 4 to a 8-9 and are very willing to get...

Visited this club for the first time on a Thursday afternoon from about 1-5 PM. From the outside you would never guess this was a strip club like another reviewer mentioned. The club is located in a strip mall. Once inside a bar wraps around the center...

I have a really enjoyable time at this bar. Weekends are def better than weekdays, but I suppose that goes without saying.Prices are fair, and the DJ does a 241 lap dance at least once an hour. really good looking dancers are few and far between, but a lot of...

First of all everything about the appearance of the place is already been said. It is a dive. A comfortable dive, but a dive none-the-less. It does remind you of a neighborhood bar up north.

Unfortunately, the night I was visiting, the dancers were less comfortable. ...

This bar is small. As soon as you walk in there is a little booth were you pay the cover ($5), Parking is $5 also. There is a big bar by the entrance and the stage is further on the side. Strangely enough, most people sit around the bar, I...

The first thing that you noticed about this club from the outside is that you would never know that it's a strip club. It's only when you enter, which by the way is extremely dark initially and you eye need time to adjust especially when it's sunny outside. ...

OK, been to a few strip clubs in my day. Usually I just go and don't expect much. Recently I went to a club in Tampa and learned about "extras". WELL, at the porthole, you don't need to ask about extras, they serve them up on a platter. At least...

From appearances outside this place looks like a regular old pub, it's in a little strip mall type area (not free standing). There's no seductive sign or neon "Live Nudes" kind of thing outside. That said, it's pretty easy to find a few blocks off 95 on Sample....

This club has a nice neighborhood bar feel. there are lots of regulars, but the ladies are very kind to new faces too the stage allows for up close and personal attention and you will certainly get it here. they will come right up to you at...

The guys who own this place have defiantly made some improvements. I went back to this place after taking some time off, and all I can say is WOW! They got rid of some of the terrible staff that they had there and almost completely renovated the inside. New floors...

When I'm traveling in the area I usually stop in. Things my belthave changed to the friction dance area which used to be a room with couches lining the walls, not very private. Well, they have added booths with 2 seats separated by a partition which gives plenty...

I stopped by this club on a Saturday night. It's easy to find if your from out of town like me since its right off the highway and in a pretty big strip mall. The door man hit me up for a 3 dollar parking charge even though...

Went twice after work. Had some good 2 for 1 laps with Irie. She was by far the best looker in the place. Seems to have been some good changes at this club. The parking charge was gone plus well drinks are 2 for 1. ...

looking for a place to go on a monday night after a few drinks at a local watering hole in boca, stumbled
upon the porthole after not having been for a few
hrs.
They definitely made some improvements to the interior. was not
too thrilled with the $2 parking and $5 for cover but
drinks...

This place is a hoot. The outside looks like a beat to hell 60's Florida bar in a strip mall complete with bad speakers playing music outside. You walk in it is dingy with a square bar taking up most of the space. There is a relatively...

Went to Porthole Pub on Saturday afternoon. Noticed a beautiful lady across from the bar. Later found out that she was a dancer. I watched a couple of dancers perform on stage. They looked good. Then the lady staring at me went on stage. ...

I have been to the Pub a couple of times and both visits were about the same. The best part about this place is that it's open till 4 am while the other clubs in pompano close at 2. The first thing you need to know is that...