Reviews

I visited this club yesterday (Tuesday) around 7. There was no cover to get it. My beer cost $3. The bar itself look nice. It had the feel like it had…

I visit this club fairly regularily? Most recently I visited on a Monday night. There were 10 girls there and only about 8 customers. The Porthole Pub more closely resembles a dive…

Previous reviewers have covered the physical aspect of the club, so I won't cover that. There weren't a lot of dancers and most of them were not that attractive, but there were a couple…

So this is a somewhat strange club. Physically, the club is definitely nothing special. It is located at the end of a strip mall and from the outside appears to be an ordinary…

I live and mostly SC in Miami but visit this club from time to time when I’m in the mood for a change of pace and something a little more laid back. I have visited/reviewed this…

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. No cover for the afternoon. When you walk in there is the bar right in front of you. Had a soda for about 5$, which is about the norm. There…

Okay on Friday night - hit a few clubs and dropped some serious cashola - so I had pre-decided that Saturday was hit the casino night and go home early. Then of course it…

I live in Miami and do most of clubbing there but I like to hit Porthole every once in a while b/c: + it’s pretty laid back – as many of the previous reviews state; it’s…

Another Saturday afternoon trip to the Porthole. I got there around 4 pm and there were about 12 dancers on with more arriving as the evening progressed. There roughly six white and six AA dancers…

Went to check out this club after lunch at Cheetahs with very low expections. Walked in and headed to the bathroom, which is towards the back. My eyes haven't adjusted to the darkness yet but I…

I was in the area for business and stayed for the weekend. Ended up at the Porthole to watch some football and have some fun. Great little hole in the wall with reasonably…

Stopped by the Porthole on a recent Sunday afternoon. As others have mentioned it is small club in a strip mall that has more the feel of a neighborhood dive bar than a strip club.…

I visited the Porthole Pub on a Wednesday evening. The club had a local neighborhood bar feel. It is located in a strip mall. Parking was free and easy. Plenty of…

Came in around 3pm only stayed for an hour. There was about 10-12 dancers on staff and none of them were above a 6 on the dancer looks scale. This club isn't known…

Visited Porthole on Friday eve 10/31/14 around midnight - $2 for self-parking (in 2nd row of parking; i.e. spaces w/o orange cones); $10 cover; $5 bottled water. I’ve reviewed this club b/f and will not…

So, it's been a while since I've been to Porthole. I had a pretty bad visit a few months back where there was only really 2 decent looking girls - one was glued to…

Made a trip to one of the old faithful strip clubs in Broward county - The Porthole Pub. I will not waste the reader's time with club layout as it has been chronicled in…

I've been to the Porthole a few times and while that's nothing to be proud of, I actually had a great time on several fairly recent visits. The Porthole is a seedy dive bar with…

Another Saturday visit to the Porthole. Got there around 3:00pm. As several reviewers have stated this is a small local dive bar in strip mall that also has happily has strippers on staff. There were…

This visit to the Porthole Pub left me singing along with Freddy Mercury--"fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round." No beauty queens in this locality--the Porthole is a blast if your expectations…

This place is so out of the realm of establishments I usually frequent. I've been a few times in fact the first time I went to this club ended in a rather unexpected yet enjoyable…

Visited recently on a Thursday evening. Place was alive and buzzing with several girls and customers. As soon as you walk in, the bar is right in front of you. Drinks were average priced. The…

I keep coming back to this club because if you are patient your money goes a long way. This afternoon's visit it was easy to be patient because they had buckets of 5 beers…

I ventured back the Porthole after a few year hiatus. The biggest change is the lap dance room area. It used to be one big open room where everyone could see everyone and…

This is my second visit and the 1st was a year ago. The club is about the same. Had business in Miami and was driving down and the club is close to I95.…