Reviews

Once again I made a very happy journey to my favorite "stress reliever", the Porthole!! Even though I was staying near the Miami airport, I gladly suffered through the almost 1 hour trip up the…

Went here on a late Tuesday evening while on a business trip. Made the 30 plus min drive down from WPB. Paid the cover and not much was happening on this evening. Plenty of dancers,…

My last review was on Jan 2015 and I'm pretty sure that was my last time here. Been meaning to make a return sooner than this b/c of all the high mileage reviews but it hasn't…

Over a 2 week period I visited the Porthole 5 times in the afternoon. No cover and beer is $3. This place is just like a blue collar local bar, but with strippers. $10 bar…

I used to visit this place freuently years ago cause you would be able to get decent mileage there. I visited two weeks ago on a SUnday afternoon for the first time int about 6…

I used to frequent this place a few years back. It hasn't changed its simple neighbourhood bar ambiance but the girls marketing has become less subtle. Waltzed in on a Friday afternoon, no one asked…

This is my first time here. Arrived at about 1 PM. Lots of dancers and few customers. No cover & $3 beer. Seemed like a typical neighborhood bar with strippers. Lots of 5 &…

Once again I found myself back in Broward County, and I was feenin' for another trip to the good ole Porthole. Thankfully, I was able to stay over the weekend so I thought I'd go…

I stopped into the Porthole Pub for a first time visit while in Florida for business due to reading reviews on this website. The club is located on the end of a strip mall…

I stopped in here after reading the reviews mostly out of curiosity since I have never been here. Looked around and saw mostly AA girls and a few white hispanic girls. There was…

Thankfully, I had to make another business trip to South Florida earlier than expected so NATURALLY, I had to make another pit stop at the grand ole' Porthole. It was playoff day Sunday so I…

I had read the reviews of this club and I am pleased to say that they were very accurate. The club is unimpressive physically especially compared to others in south Florida. The dancers on the…

Stopped by Porthole Pub a couple of afternoon's last week About 2:00 each day. The layout of the club has been described elsewhere. Very dark when you enter. Rectangular bar is right in front of…

Hadn't been in quite awhile. Still miss the old bartender whatever her name was, but oh well...not like she ever got nude. About 8 girls working mostly new faces to me as I…

This is one hell of a joint. Pretty ladies, ice cold beer, and don't even get me started on the happy hour specials. I'd recommend this place any god damn day of the week. Although this…

After another successful trip to South Florida, I couldn't leave without another trek to the "infamous" Porthole. I always make this my "just before I leave town", go-to spot because of the certified benefits! I've…

So I've previously written review of the Porthole pub where I extolled the virtues of it. That was then...this is now... Places like this really are hit or miss..you're hoping for that diamond in the rough…

First let me say I went to Porthole because of some of the reviews I've read on here and let me just say it's not what I expected. I see why they call it Porthole,…

Last day in MIA / FLL area and decided to hit the Porthole around 5pm Thursday afternoon. Had to use the facilities and got hit by the bathroom troll. Sat down, never got…

Came around 2pm. Place was fairly busy compared to other afternoons where there is usually only 5-8 girls working. About 12 girls working I would say. Some of the same tired faces and a…

I know everyone knows this already, but I am going to say it anyway. This is an odd place. I not sure what to think about it. It is like I walked…

So I've been to this pub a fair few times now but never gotten round to doing a review. South Florida has so many different clubs of every conceivable type but I often find that…

I'm fortunate to travel to South Florida for business a few times a year, and I make it a point to visit the Porthole. This review covers two visits, Thursday afternoon and Friday afternoon.…

Decided to try the porthole for the first time. Went there at 1am till 4am. 10ish girls on the line up, mostly AA. Looking around none of the girl caught my eye as smoking hot.…

Came back looking for the same little spinner who took care of me last time. She was here as she is most days and tied for the hottest girl in the club with another…