Porthole Pub Reviews

They have made some changes to the club since my last visit. Several new big screen tv sets have been added and they put a coat of red paint over the old mural they had on the walls. Not a bad joint to watch a game with the upgrades. Beers...

Mostly a locals hangout. Not what you would call a gentlemens club. More of a blue collar type bar. Fairly good mix of girls. Some whites, blacks and latinas. Music is the old style rock from the 70's and 80's. Not very crowded but it was a Sunday. They have...

First thing you need to know about this club is that its topless only. I actually only stopped in because a girl who worked at another club told me bout the place, but come to find out it was the club next door club 573. There's a mix dancers mostly...

Porthole is variable so YMMV but although this is not a fully nude club there are now some younger dancers and in particular Mindie who is very hot and a tiny bundle of wonder who used to work at Body Shop a few months back under the name of Currency...

Me and a couple of buddies decided to head to port since it was nearby. When I walked i was immediately let down by the size of the club and the quality of the dancers (or lack there of). The hottest girl was a 7 in her early 30s. The...

Met a hot Brazilan named Gia. Very friendly anybody have any experience with her? Girls there are mostly friendly. No pressure to buy them drinks. Some give HJ at bar. Most let hands roam. I just drop in off and on. Night is too busy....

This joint is little more than a small, rundown dump of a neighborhood bar with mostly bad topless dancers. The lap dances are not very private and the prices I was quoted were not cheap ($25 per). The women were mostly older or overweight women with bad teeth....

I stopped in on a Sunday night for the first time. Like others have said this seems like a locals place. $2 to 'park', $5 at the door and $7 for a beer. I picked a real slow night with just 2 dancers. They were scary big...

Since I was in the area, I stopped in here earlier today. I have to admit that I wasn't really expecting anything and was just going to get a beer. they had a two for one special so that meant I had to have two beers (damn bad...

To the average person this will look like a normal bar in a latin strip mall. The neon and lack of windows gives it away to the rest of us.

Dancers were 6's and 7's in the looks department, and as i was to find out, about an 8 or...

Went in looking to have a good time and was disappointed badly. Though a few of the girls were okay, none were stunners. Had four laps and wasn't interested in anything else offered. Usually I am, but the mood and the menu weren't right.
On other nights...

I stopped by this club while in the area on business. It's in a shopping center and parking was easy, but I parked a short distance away from the club and the guy outside still tried charging me two bucks to park. Two bucks isn't much, but considering...

I don't think that I would consider this a "dive" bar. It isn't a "rhino" but definitely not a "dive". There was $3 parking charge. Even though you park in a shopping center lot. $5 cover. I consider most of the dancers in the 6-8 category....

This place was kindof scary. Definitely a dive bar IMHO - walked in, see wall of mirrors and stage directly in front of you, see reflection of the entire club/bar, kind of disorientating as you are not sure if you should walk ahead as it is very dim. ...

I visited this club the day after Super Bowl XLI during the day shift. The only thing preventing this club from receiving a perfect score is the lack of quality girls. Their friendliness and eagerness to please is unsurpassed by any other S. Florida club. It is...

Fun of any kind is available here during the day shift. $100 for a half-hour in the private room to the club and whatever you discuss with the dancer,usually about the same and it's all yours. Girls run the gamut, skinny to fat, black, white and hispanic. ...

Went here based upon reviews during the daytime. Maybe five dances 5-6, with one older (30's) white dancer who actually worked in Hawaii about 12 years ago. We clicked immediately, got some high contact mutual groping of all areas during the 10 dollar dances. She rubbed my dick...

Dark and shady club, especially during the daytime, which is why I went then. Small stage to the left, with private area behind it. Small square shaped bar to the right. Girls are quite friendly, and will join you at the bar for a drink and a...

Went to theis club for the first time this afternoon. After reading the review by tbjg, I decided to go for the afternoon croud, since it was inferred the afternoons were less crowded and action was a little more free. While I was there, there were probably about 12...

New owners same old crap. No offense to the fellow below, but he must have hit a lucky situation. You cannot count on action in this place. The atmosphere, ladies and pricing would be below par anywhere, but in Florida and Pompano Beach there is so much more to be...

Visited the club twice, once in the afternoon, and again a few days later in the evening. Very much like night and day.

The day staff is very friendly and forward. Within a minute of sitting at the bar and ordering a drink, I had a very attractive blonde...