Sinsaysionals is a great strip club....

Sinsaysionals is a great strip club. Good parking, high quality dancers, and $5 lap dances. I recommend.

I have visited Sinsaysionals a bunch of times (Probably between 5-8 times.) My first time going was in March 2012, and my last time was a few weeks ago with my home boy. I’m pretty much finished with the strip club scene in general, but I guess I can pass on my valuable insider information to those who still patronize strips. My perspective is that of a mid 20s, educated, Black male.

Sinsaysionals is located at 9605 Lanham Severn Road, Lanham, Maryland. It WILL be difficult for first-timers to find the club. Sinsaysionals is located in the cut and you can easily pass it. Look very closely for neon lights near an auto garage once your GPS tells you, you are near 9605. I only went to Sinsaysionals on the busy nights. The busiest and best nights of the week are Friday and Saturdays. The club’s stars come out then. The club opens around 9pm and closes at 4am, but go there between 11pm and 3am. That is when the stars are out and the club is bouncing. After 3am people start stumbling out and the stars start packing up. Only the C-Grade dancers stay later. And don’t come out during the work week. Only C-Grade dancers work then... so don’t waste your time.