Ok. This club is definitely in...
Ok. This club is definitely in the cut. If i was not following a buddy, I doubt it I would have found it as its next to a car wash and either the sign is out, or they dont have one. You walk up and there is a guy outside who does a TSA level pat down. No cellphones allowed. When I got inside, I wasnt expecting the place to look so "ghetto". Super low budget. Just think bingo hall with a stage or two. Regular beat up metal chairs with padding. Old stage that looks like its could give way at any time when the dancers hop on the outer edge of the stage. There is a raised VIP section that is in plain view of the "regular" seating are. It has some beat up couches, and two poles. $10 to get in, and $10 per dance vs the standard $5. There is a private area in the VIP which is $20 per entry. No idea what that gets you or how much a LD is back there.
This may be a biggie for some, no bar!!! I was like WTF. Looked like bringing your own was cool, as long as it wasnt obvious it was liquour. Ex. a Gatorade bottle.
As for the girls, I will say that overall, they were some of the laziest I have ever seen. Mind you, I have been to the strip club maybe 5 times tops. My first LD was from a chick who basically just sat on me. Me being stupid, my buddy said it $5 per dance, neglecting to tell me it was per song. I let her dance for 4 songs. Boy was i pissed. One girl was actually eating cookies while she was giving a dude a LD. Pathetic. It wasnt all bad. They had some dancers that were there to work. One dancer who was freaking amazing. Climbing to the damn ceiling, doing all types of acrobat tricks on the pole. She was super energetic, smiling, jumping all over dudes, even doing her set. Her LD was amazing. One dancer who was only in the VIP had the biggest ass I have ever seen. You may think "yeah right" , but no. Google Angel lola luv. The strippers ass looks just like hers, but bigger, and with tats. Her tits were fake, and the ass was probably too, but it was a sight to see. Her skills were lacking however, atleast the night I was there. And this other dancer was one of the finest women I have ever seen. Super pretty, phat...i wanted to marry her lol. The dancers did not do a good job of freshening up and drying off. The energetic dancer was pretty sweaty when she was on me, which was kinda gross. And only half of the ones i got LD's from smelt good, meaning like perfume/body mist that strippers usually spray to keep smelling fresh. Definitely a turn off.
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