Guys - I visited Sinsaysionals the...

Guys - I visited Sinsaysionals the other nite. This club is very hard to find! Here is what you need to do: Take exit #20A off the Beltway. Go east towards Lanham. The road splits, so stay to your right. Then, stay to your right again, because you want Lanham Severn Road. You'll go thru a lite at Carter Avenue. Then, 96th Avenue will go off on your left. When you see Seabrook Carwash on your right, pull into the carwash and find a place to park. Then walk all the way down to the right, and you will see the entrance. There are no signs or anything, so it is pretty confusing. They open the doors at 9 pm. If you get there early, the cover is $10. After 9:30, it goes up to $20.

I have been to a lot of Gentlemen's Clubs, and this place is like nothing you have ever seen before. There is no bar. The place is very dirty, and very "bare-bones." Chairs are very uncomfortable. If you wish to bring an adult beverage, make sure it is in an innocuous looking container, not the original container. The strippers are all (100%) black. They get up on stage and take their bra and panties off. However, if you get a lap dance in the seating area, they do it with their bikini on. The tops and the bottoms do not come off during your lapdance. The good news = Lapdances are only $5 per song. The bad news = the girls are not very friendly, and not very good looking. And the DJ is very loud and annoying.

Anyway, you should check this place out. It is definitely an experience that you will not soon forget!