Sinsaysionals is a strange place(but I...

Sinsaysionals is a strange place(but I mean that in a good way). While it’s on a main road, and it’s basically a straight shot out from the Beltway, it’s virtually impossible to find. There was one sign no bigger than a political yard sign stuck in the ground marking where you turn. The club is at the far end of a strip of auto repair shops and is hidden from the road by a line of trees. Limited parking is available out front and more parking is available in the adjacent car wash lot. I guess if it gets really crowded you could park in the residential neighborhood that is across the road.

There is a person outside who checks you for weapons. I guess this is reassuring, but I’m not certain :) You step inside the door and pay your cover which is $10 before 9:30 and $20 after. Both times I have been here I have arrived prior to 9:30. This club does not sell alcohol. I believe you can bring your own in but I am uncertain of the details of how this process works. They sell soda and bottled water. I was allowed to bring in my bottled water purchased elsewhere.

Sinsaysionals apparently opens at 9:00. Not much goes on during the first hour of operation. I arrived at 9:15 and was the second patron there. Upon entering you pass the VIP area on the way to the main area. There are no tables in the main area, only chairs and maybe a couple of couches. The chairs are typical of what you might find at a pizza place. Some of the chairs have seen better days. I sat down with my water and waited…and waited…and waited. Finally about 9:50 a dancer emerged. By then there were maybe 6 total patrons. 2 guys bailed before any dancers ever came out.