Aside from it looking like the...

Aside from it looking like the set from the first Saw movie, Sinsaysionals is the Taco Bell of MD strip clubs: a whole lot for a little bit of change(and dignity). I mean, yeah, some of these girls aren't exactly "passable", (kinda like how the USDA says the beef "mixture" Taco Bell passes off as beef doesn't constitute as "beef" at all), but you really can't beat 5 dollar lap dances. You know Taco Bell has those "value boxes" where they basically just shovel all their puppy chow-looking beef products at you in some flimsy-ass box for only 5 dollars? That's kinda like Sinsaysionals: sure, it's not "good"(and a little soul crushing), but it's cheap! And Sinsaysionals is BYOB? Usually you have to get sloppy drunk prior to hitting up a questionable titty tavern, but with Sinsaysionals being BYOB you can get wasted to the point the indignation in you drinking a Colt 45 just stumbles out your consciousness - just like my dad drunkenly stumbled out of my life all those years ago..

So anyway, Sinsaysionals: you get what you pay for, and then some. Even if you didn't really ask for it. Like those nasty-ass basic tacos/burritos they give you at the end of every Taco Bell meal. Except in place of a barf inducing taco, you get some aight pink taco to gaze at in Sinsayionals.