Dream on Saloon Reviews

The club atmosphere isn’t anything different than the other ones in outer SE portland. It’s and older building, it’s dark inside, older decor. The private rooms are just 5’ walls with a curtain for a door and a camera pointing straight down at you. They have one stage, lotto machines,...

I really want to like Dream On. My first visit was rather weird, and I found the dancers to be lacking in a certain amount of attractiveness. But I'm willing to give a place a second chance so on a boring afternoon when I should have been balancing the ...

This review covers a few visits over the past couple of months, all in the daytime.

I'm sad to say that Dream On has finally succumbed to the practice of the house getting some money from private dances. So the days of the $20 PD here appear to be over....

Stopped in here recently, during the early afternoon. Its really like a neighborhood bar with a bunch of regulars sitting at the bar and a few at the rail around the stage. A few at the video poker machines and a couple guys at one of the pool tables.

Drinks are...

Most strip clubs are quiet at lunch hour, but Dream On was hopping. About 15 customers, some at the video poker, some at the rack, some at the tables and the bar. Mostly a geezer crowd. Shout out "Hey old man!" and most everyone would answer. Six dancers, ranging from...

I stopped in a here a few weeks ago during one of my twice annual trips to PDX. This is a dive bar that's not exactly in the greatest part of town. The plus side to that is you don't have to spend a lot of money to...

Don't get me wrong, I love a good dive and since my previous favorite place went all upscale, I've been looking for a new hangout. Dream On is a bit farther out towards East county than I would prefer, but I'm willing to drive a bit for a good place...

Went here recently after hearing some good things about it. The building is pretty run down, nothing fancy inside or out. Big stage in the center, video poker along one side of the stage, and a back area with semi private dance booths pool tables and skee ball. There was...

Went in around noon. There were 4 dancers in the club. 2 thicker African Americans, 1 pudgy Caucasian, and 1 Asian. The club has video slots to the back wall and the bar on the right of the stage. The lap dance areas were to the...

This review is based on a few different visits to dream on Saloon over a couple weeks. I was working in the area and spent a few afternoons and evening here.
The building is rundown, but they do an ok job keeping it clean outside. There is one stage...

Stopped in here on a midweek evening when I happened to be in the neighborhood. Old school east county dive bar feel to the place, because that's exactly what it is. Potholes in the parking lot may swallow a small car whole, so be careful.
3 or 4 girls...

Many years ago, the marquee at Mary's Club in downtown Portland used to say something like, "21 Beautiful Girls and 1 Ugly One." I was reminded of that sign when I entered Dream On late one Monday night except the Dream On version would be "Six Fat Chicks and One...

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon about 1:00pm. It was the closest by and open. The place on the outside looks worn down and a little sketchy. Parking in the back. When you enter you walk a short hallway that leads to the main stage. ...

The Dream On Saloon is on the outskirts of the Portland area. And it reflects upon the dancers, value, and decor of the club. I have visited it several times in the afternoon for the last year and it has been consistently the same.

The neighborhood isn't the best...

Dropped in on a Thursday afternoon at five. Club had the usual SE Portland dive mix of dancers: two amazons, two spinners, one massively overweight. Most of them look like they've been rode hard and put away wet.

Customers fall into three categories: video lottery addicts, bros hanging out in...

Anyone who knows me knows I love a great unassuming divey kind of strip club where you can just drop in for a quick drink and watch some sweet naked ladies. Then off to where ever, or hang out for a few hours.
I have a favorite in SE that I've...

This club is in a crappy part of Portland, the parking lot has glass all over it and some of the clientel are scketchy. I have found that the bar tenders and girls here are very friendly and welcoming. Dances are a good value at $20 and the...

Stopped by because a dancer I know said she'd be working. She was a no show, but I stuck around for an hour or so to get a feel for the place. Typical dive bar with naked girls, mostly in the 4 to 5 range. The stage is big and...

Truthfully, there isn't much I can say about Dream On. For me, what constitutes having been to a strip club is sitting down, having at least one drink, and just taking everything in. It was now at least two years ago that I was at Dream On the one and...

Well, I had to check this one off of my list and I was in the neighborhood so I stopped by for a beer. 3 dancers on shift, all older & not attractive. I played a little video poker rather than sit at the rack, waiting to see...

It had been quite a while since i'd been to Dream On, which I now believe may be the easternmost club in the Portland area.

Not much has changed over the years. Since this is a neighborhood tavern and a little run down, the crowd tends to be older gents...

There have been a couple of changes at Dream On since my last review. I doubt they improve the quality of the place for most customers, but we'll see.

SAME
Dancers: Actually I did meet one new girl while I was there, but most of the dancers are the same girls...

I hadn't been here in a while, but was driving by about an hour before closing and decided to stop in. It's a dive, though the owner has put some money into the interior in the last year or two. The roof still leaks though, so you'll want to watch...

I decided to give this one a shot since it is the only one in the area I haven't been to. From the outside it doesn't look like much, a very plain looking building. Inside it looks like an average Portland bar with a pole in the middle. There were...

I visited on a Monday afternoon and I was surprised to see how busy it was. But most of the customers were either hanging out at the bar or at tables away from the stage (but carefully watching the stage). Dancers didn't seem to mind much.

Three dancers on...