Dream on Saloon Reviews

Your basic dive bar. Layout unchanged from previous reviews.

Most dancers were overweight. One black woman who was big was very cute (if you focus on boobs and not belly). I saw two who were height-weight proportional, and at least 4 or 5 very overweight. All were friendly.

I arrived around 4...

I was in the area doing some work and I decided to stop by Dream On. I arrived a little before 9 on a recent Sunday night. I usually don’t ever go to strip clubs on Sunday (usually the slowest night of the week), but I’m usually not ever in...

After a disappointing visit to Cabaret II I decided to stop here as I'd driven past it on the way. I parked in the lot they have, entered, and walked to the bar to get a drink.

The place isn't too big but isn't small, there's one stage in the...

I stopped in about 3 in the afternoon to see the talent. The cross street had a few homeless homesteads, but I’ve never had any trouble with them. Parking is in the back where the bar entrance is. Through the door is a spot for the security guy to sit...

I showed up here on a Tuesday afternoon. I got a customary Coke. It’s kind a of a dive bar with a stripper dance floor in the middle. Nothing too out of the ordinary. There were 4 dancers on stage by my estimation. Two were attractive and relatively young, one...

TLDR: This place is a dive - intentionally and actually. Which can be ok for some folk, though it wasn't my thing. Drinks are cheap crap, the girls are meh and unenthusiastic, and the area is totally not safe.

And now for a text-wall version of the visit (usually I am...

I always try and visit a new club each time I am in town and this time I tried dream on. Club itself was in ok condition. Parking lot did not give me the best vibe, I would not want to park a nice car their with what I saw...

Had a free Sunday and decided to do a little clubbing. A fellow TUSCLer recommended Dream On. It opens early and I showed up about noon. Typical dive bar from the outside. Neighborhood seemed fine. Parking lot was fairly empty.

Walked in to no...

I saw an ad on another site from a dancer I have come to enjoy at this taco shop stating that she was dancing here on this day. With that, I took care of some personal hygiene that I knew she would appreciate and headed that direction. I am not...

Dream On was my third stop of the day with the intention of spending a little time here until Cabaret II opened at 2 PM. Those plans got changed during this visit. I do have two favorite dancers at Dream On, but like my last two stops, neither were...

Short visit; sat at the rack for three dancers, but no time for private dances.

Dive bar on the east side. I prefer daytime visits, but the last fatal shooting at this bar was over four years ago, you're so probably safe at night. (YMMV)

Maybe 10 customers at 3:30 in the...

I decided to make a stop at my favorite man cave (because of the rock walls) to see a particular dancer today. She had been working at Scarlet Lounge and recently made the switch. I am not a fan of SL ever since they redesigned their stage, but would stop...

I always visit this Eastside establishment in the afternoon, typically on the weekend. During the day there is ample parking, primarily on the back side of the building (hidden from Stark Street). Just West of the building a bikini espresso stand also helps to hide...

I set out on a recent weekday afternoon to spend 30 minutes with dancer friend in a lap dance booth at another club. I thought I would make a stop at The Venue to check out the dancers first. It was a disappointing hour or so going through the rotation....

I headed down the I-5 for my bi-annual Portland visit. I had the usual bullshit to do but managed to do the strip club tour in-between my chores. I got in town Friday afternoon, lucked out at Cabaret II and Pirates Cove Friday night, and then struck gold with Dream...

I was on my way to Cab II and decided to make a stop at Dream On Saloon since it is on the way and I had a little time to kill before Cab opened at 2PM. Dream On opens at 11AM and when I pulled in to the parking...

I decided to stop by a club that I haven’t visited since last summer after they reopened from the original shutdown, Dream On. I pulled in to the parking lot around 11:30 AM and plenty of parking, which is discrete behind the building. The lot looked clean and...

I had last been to Dream On Saloon in the fall before the big holiday surge of COVID. They're back open again and things are fairly similar except for the private dances.

There were three dancers on duty. Their web site had more listed but one of the dancers...

I've stopped in here a couple of times recently since the COVID restrictions were lifted somewhat.

Some clubs (e.g. Scarlet Lounge, Riverside Corral) don't allow sitting at the stage. Some clubs (e.g. Shimmers, Tommy's Too) do allow sitting at the stage just like pre-COVID. This club has found a...

My first visit to this SE Portland club was back in March (pre-Covid) on a Sunday afternoon. Like the other reviews, this is a small, one stage, dive club. No bouncer, just walk in. Not well lit but good enough and beer was in the $4 dollar range...

Dream On is well reviewed and described accurately as a east side dive. A single stage, some lottery machines, and a bar. Decent lighting, some booths in back for private dances. I can't comment or describe those cause I've never been back there. Large discrete parking lot. Easy to find....

(Note to reader: please see my previous review of this club for its layout and decor.)

On this visit I decided to check out the club after a few months hiatus to see a fave for the second time and also scout any new potential faves. Upon entry I see...

Had not been to Dream On in quite a while, but was in the neighborhood. There might have been 5 or 7 dancers there; not sure because of the traffic to and from the private dance areas. Dancers ranged from 4 to 7; about normal for afternoons in a dive...

Visited at lunch hour. As is usual this time of day, customers mostly elderly (like me) plus a couple of 30ish guys. Four dancers, ranging from 5 to 7. All pleasant, bartender pleasant. Prices about average. Video poker/lottery machines more popular than dancers. Or maybe the chairs are better. The...

I have been going to dream on fairly regularly. I like the relaxed atmosphere, it always feels like a neighborhood bar that just happens to have strippers. There are pool tables, skeeball, $6 beer, it's a good place to go after work and unwind and take in some...