Reviews

The club atmosphere isn’t anything different than the other ones in outer SE portland. It’s and older building, it’s dark inside, older decor. The private rooms are just 5’ walls with a curtain for a…

I really want to like Dream On. My first visit was rather weird, and I found the dancers to be lacking in a certain amount of attractiveness. But I'm willing to give a place a…

This review covers a few visits over the past couple of months, all in the daytime. I'm sad to say that Dream On has finally succumbed to the practice of the house getting some money from…

Stopped in here recently, during the early afternoon. Its really like a neighborhood bar with a bunch of regulars sitting at the bar and a few at the rail around the stage. A few at…

Most strip clubs are quiet at lunch hour, but Dream On was hopping. About 15 customers, some at the video poker, some at the rack, some at the tables and the bar. Mostly a geezer…

I stopped in a here a few weeks ago during one of my twice annual trips to PDX. This is a dive bar that's not exactly in the greatest part of town. The…

Don't get me wrong, I love a good dive and since my previous favorite place went all upscale, I've been looking for a new hangout. Dream On is a bit farther out towards East county…

Went here recently after hearing some good things about it. The building is pretty run down, nothing fancy inside or out. Big stage in the center, video poker along one side of the stage, and…

Went in around noon. There were 4 dancers in the club. 2 thicker African Americans, 1 pudgy Caucasian, and 1 Asian. The club has video slots to the back wall and the…

This review is based on a few different visits to dream on Saloon over a couple weeks. I was working in the area and spent a few afternoons and evening here. The building is rundown,…

Stopped in here on a midweek evening when I happened to be in the neighborhood. Old school east county dive bar feel to the place, because that's exactly what it is. Potholes in the parking…

Many years ago, the marquee at Mary's Club in downtown Portland used to say something like, "21 Beautiful Girls and 1 Ugly One." I was reminded of that sign when I entered Dream On late…

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon about 1:00pm. It was the closest by and open. The place on the outside looks worn down and a little sketchy. Parking in the back.…

The Dream On Saloon is on the outskirts of the Portland area. And it reflects upon the dancers, value, and decor of the club. I have visited it several times in the afternoon…

Dropped in on a Thursday afternoon at five. Club had the usual SE Portland dive mix of dancers: two amazons, two spinners, one massively overweight. Most of them look like they've been rode hard and…

Anyone who knows me knows I love a great unassuming divey kind of strip club where you can just drop in for a quick drink and watch some sweet naked ladies. Then off to where…

This club is in a crappy part of Portland, the parking lot has glass all over it and some of the clientel are scketchy. I have found that the bar tenders and girls here…

Stopped by because a dancer I know said she'd be working. She was a no show, but I stuck around for an hour or so to get a feel for the place. Typical dive bar…

Truthfully, there isn't much I can say about Dream On. For me, what constitutes having been to a strip club is sitting down, having at least one drink, and just taking everything in. It was…

Well, I had to check this one off of my list and I was in the neighborhood so I stopped by for a beer. 3 dancers on shift, all older & not attractive.…

It had been quite a while since i'd been to Dream On, which I now believe may be the easternmost club in the Portland area. Not much has changed over the years. Since this is…

There have been a couple of changes at Dream On since my last review. I doubt they improve the quality of the place for most customers, but we'll see. SAME Dancers: Actually I did meet one…

I hadn't been here in a while, but was driving by about an hour before closing and decided to stop in. It's a dive, though the owner has put some money into the interior in…

I decided to give this one a shot since it is the only one in the area I haven't been to. From the outside it doesn't look like much, a very plain looking building. Inside…

I visited on a Monday afternoon and I was surprised to see how busy it was. But most of the customers were either hanging out at the bar or at tables away from the…