Reviews

I have been to the Admiral about 10 times over the past 20 years. It does not vary much, so I feel I have a pretty consistent review here. First, it's a bit…

Last week, I visited the Admiral Theater and I decided to have a private dance. In previous visits, I had a private dance for 3 songs ($100). Like before, the stage was awesome and I…

I went to the Admiral Theatre after a long time and am glad I did. This continues to be one of my favorite places for a full-nude strip club in Chicago. As many…

Yo. This is a late review from a Halloween visit. Went solo. Didn't dress up but every dancer there had a costume. Visited the club about 10-11 PM. Cover is…

I went there for my birthday anniversary. They have a parking lot and I paid for parking along with the cover inside the Admiral Theater, then guided me into a table. Nice bouncers and nicer…

Visited on a Thursday night and showed up around 11:30. This was my third time here and overall about par for the course. Bouncers were professional and friendly. Give me a rundown with the metal…

First, you arrive and the bouncers check your ID and give you a rundown of the place: No touching, no alcohol, and no phones in the main part of the theater. After that, you pass…

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah Johnnies, Ricobene's and…

My wife and I were in town for Exxxotica so we decided to check out Admiral Theatre for the after party and to see Lauren Lotus as their guest dancer. You walk in, get the rules…

The Admiral is pricey and (at least for me) inconvenient to get to, but I still visited it several times pre-COVID because of the full nudity, the quality of the dancers, and how I was…

I’m not too impressed by this place. Sure they have really hot ladies but guys you’re totally not gonna get your moneys worth here. I know this is boring to everyone because you’ve read all…

This was my first visit back to a club after the lockdowns, so didn’t know what to expect. When I went they had lifted all COVID restrictions and were no longer requiring masks or distancing. When…

Visited on a Saturday night the setup is really nice and the girls are smoking in this place. The dances on the main stage are fully nude which is always a plus in my book.…

Last club I wanted to visit now that things started opening up. Metered parking is free after 10 around the club, so let's start with that. Upon entry there are bouncers outside with masks - a…

Not much has changed for entering except now there is a temperature check and waiver at the entrance. Mask required just the same with most venues. Price to enter + drink has staid the same. The…

I dont usually post a second review, but post covid.... there has been some changes. First of all, you used to always get half off admission if you showed a game day ticket. Apparently…

The Admiral used to be one of my favorites. Have lived here 20+ years and always knew what to expect. Pay a high cover but once inside you saw Chicago’s hottest, friendliest girls, naked, everywhere…

The Admiral has re-opened, but it's temporary limited to weekends due to the COVID-19 pandemic. It also has many strict guidelines to stay safe, such as having temperature checked before entering the showroom after paying…

Admiral charges $28 at the door, $25 plus some new Chicago tax. You have to buy one drink, non-alcoholic. So you have to spend minimum $34 just to decide to be here. There is a…

Stopped in here after not visiting this club in years. There were many girls working and many of them were very beautiful, definitely some 10s in there and girls of all types. I did several…

I've been to Admiral Theatre many times (been a few years) and I thought I put up a review. I live close by and the neighborhood is fine. The club is away…

To start, I'm not big on the huge, Vegas-style clubs. I'm more of a neighborhood bar-style club person, but I gotta take advantage of a full-nude club when the opportunity presents itself. I could see…

I felt nervous leaving my car on the street, but there’s a police station down the block so I convinced myself that it would be okay. The club is an imposing building with a big…

This was probably my 5th time at the Admiral. I’ve been there on nights where dances were amazing and nights where every dance I received was a complete waste of time. This one fell right…

I had not been to the admiral for a number of years. It’s a bit further from downtown but I don’t like the vibe at the Pink Monkey which is near downtown. The…