Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

Par for the course but pretty good overall

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Diogenes82
Jul 29, 2022, 12:14 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Visited on a Thursday night and showed up around 11:30. This was my third time here and overall about par for the course. Bouncers were professional and friendly. Give me a rundown with the metal detector and laid out the rules. No touching, no cameras, no alcohol. I had signed up for their mailing list online so had a email that allowed me to get in without paying the $25 cover. Went in and was given a seat a little ways back from the main stage. Could have said anywhere but that’s where I like to be. There is a one drink minimum so I got a coffee for six dollars.

Ended up being a pretty slow night in terms of customers. Probably about 10 to 12 guys there. In terms of dancers, there were a decent amount of girls there, probably around 12 to 14 as far as I could tell. Seemed like a decent mix of girls, split between AA, Latina, and white, who seemed to be mostly 6s and 7s with a couple 8s.(When I stepped out to get some fresh air later on, one of the bouncers, who was very friendly, told me that the lineup was probably kind of weak compared to normal because a lot of the top girls were down at lollapalooza.) About half of them were on the floor at any time. Because it was slow I was immediately approached by 4-5 girls who all readily respected the fact that I just settled in and wasn’t quite ready for any sort of dances (although one pretty aggressively houseled me for a tip after talking to me for only a couple minutes).

Eventually after I had settled in, I was approached by Lana - petite girl with great perky Bs/Cs and a great kind of juicy ass - who had a great personality and even though she wasn’t my type I decided to at least go for a $20 VIP table side dance with. It was fantastic for that kind of dance. Lots of contact. So I decided to continue with her with a three sun set in a private booth for $100. She made a big deal out of finding the booth that she thought was the most private. And before the set even started she sat with me for a couple songs to talk. Laid out her personal boundaries – told me I could touch legs and ass and she would handle making sure I had contact with the rest. It was a really great three song sets. Lots of grinding and lots of contact. During the third song she basically laid down next to me on the bench in the booth and touched herself and told me to watch.

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