To the good Admiral, I say: Fuck you sir.

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah Johnnies, Ricobene's and Gene and Judes good shit. Anyway don't bother coming too early I got there around 9 it was just getting going. The previous two hours must've been super slow. I parked nearby on one of the streets you should be able to find a spot. As far as danger I think you'll be alright, it ain't the south side but the bullshit is really going all over Chicago.

Walk in, it really is an old theatre. The cover is $28 but military it makes it like $16 or something like that. I went left, nope the entrance to the right of the front counter. Walk in, no alcohol I bought a seltzer. I was like the second person in after the club had been open for a couple hours. A few groups of people started coming in, some girl customers too maybe like 10-15 in total. Set up in on stage in center and seating all around. Dances occur on the outer rim for $20 no touch and VIP booths is 3 for a $100.

Dancers. About 15 or so at this time at they were trickling in. Various ages and body types. Although no fat girls. Some work done, some natural. Alot of 6 and 7's with a couple exceptions, A couple girls stood out. I forgot the names but one Mexican girl, nice body, nice face, I was interested and she was selling me on dances. I was going over mileage and she was giving me non direct answers. Like can I touch you? "Well it's very sexual" Eventually I understood you can't even tough at all, these are air dances. I believe you got to bit the bullet and do VIP just to even get regular dances but mileage sounds like it sucks in there too. Another girl, really pretty girl looks like a model. I thought she was white but she told me she was cuban and danced down in Miami. She didn't sound like it all. But that girl was very pretty, not the busty princess type body I'm into but it was like movie star hotness you don't see a lot it's hard to describe.