Admiral Theatre Reviews

Not much has changed for entering except now there is a temperature check and waiver at the entrance. Mask required just the same with most venues. Price to enter + drink has staid the same.

The price for dances hasn't been changed. I found the girls more consistently attractive than pre-pandemic....

I dont usually post a second review, but post covid.... there has been some changes.

First of all, you used to always get half off admission if you showed a game day ticket. Apparently this is no more. I guess no one reallly has paper tickets anymore, but...

The Admiral used to be one of my favorites. Have lived here 20+ years and always knew what to expect. Pay a high cover but once inside you saw Chicago’s hottest, friendliest girls, naked, everywhere - on stages, on the floor giving table dances, or up close and personal in...

The Admiral has re-opened, but it's temporary limited to weekends due to the COVID-19 pandemic. It also has many strict guidelines to stay safe, such as having temperature checked before entering the showroom after paying the high price admission of $28 plus a $6 1-drink minimum. They should've decreased the...

Admiral charges $28 at the door, $25 plus some new Chicago tax. You have to buy one drink, non-alcoholic. So you have to spend minimum $34 just to decide to be here. There is a constant show going on with one dancer after another staying for 3 songs. Admiral has...

Stopped in here after not visiting this club in years. There were many girls working and many of them were very beautiful, definitely some 10s in there and girls of all types. I did several of the ten-dollar table side dances which were fun and a good way to see...

I've been to Admiral Theatre many times (been a few years) and I thought I put up a review. I live close by and the neighborhood is fine.

The club is away from downtown, and the area is mix of residential and apartments. Most apartments are...

To start, I'm not big on the huge, Vegas-style clubs. I'm more of a neighborhood bar-style club person, but I gotta take advantage of a full-nude club when the opportunity presents itself. I could see parking being tough around here, if you're used to Chicago though there's some easy options...

I felt nervous leaving my car on the street, but there’s a police station down the block so I convinced myself that it would be okay. The club is an imposing building with a big lobby. Once inside, there’s a line and the customers are packed in like sardines.

I...

This was probably my 5th time at the Admiral. I’ve been there on nights where dances were amazing and nights where every dance I received was a complete waste of time. This one fell right in the middle. There were maybe 10 girls working at the time I was there...

I had not been to the admiral for a number of years. It’s a bit further from downtown but I don’t like the vibe at the Pink Monkey which is near downtown.

The area around the club isn’t the best or at least it didn’t feel that way...

I was in Chicago for business and decided visit one of my old haunts, The Admiral Theatre. This club has been around forever and not much has changed in the past few years apart from the dance prices. $28 cover charge, $10 topless table, $20 nude table, $100/3 songs in...

After a couple month break from a negative experience, I decided to see if anything had changed.

Cost is still the same: $28 at the door with a one drink minimum. Lowest priced drinks were $6.

It was a really crowded night, but there were many dancers on the floor with some...

I have been spoiled recently by visits to high mileage clubs (not in Chicago), so this place was a bit of a letdown.

I got here on a Wednesday night around 10pm. There were 4 or 5 dancers working, and maybe that many customers - so it was pretty slow. It...

Heard that the topless-only stage policy has ended, so I stopped back in (was previously going to write the place off) on a recent Friday. Got there around 11pm.

Sure enough, I sat down and the dancer onstage was up there, full jaybird, showing the goods. I mean, this particular...

I visited The Admiral once again this year looking for an upgrade from my last experience. Don't worry too much about the location despite what others have said. It's pretty safe. Paying $25 for cover in addition to the mandatory drink can be a bit pricey just to get into...

The Admiral is still one of the better clubs in terms of aesthetics but other than that please read below for my price breakdown..the club itself is very nice from the inside but that's where it stops. They really try to nickle and dime you.

There is no more full...

Came in on a Thursday night with 3 of my friends. We received a coupon from our taxi driver for a discounted cover (50%). When we walked in we were seated by the host in a table by the main stage. The whole venue seemed pretty big, with one-two dancers...

If you’re staying downtown, this place is a bit of a hike. 20 mins if there’s no traffic. Once you get there cover is $28. That doesn’t include a mandatory non-alcoholic drink which runs about $6 for a bottle of water. There’s a main stage and...

I decided to try this place out despite reading a bunch of bad reviews, thinking maybe it's gotten a bit better since then. Well, maybe it has, but it still wasn't worth it. Many seemed to say that the girls here were really hot, but I think they were pretty...

I hadn't been to the Admiral in some time, but decided it was time to see if this old favorite still delivers...and it does. Cover has crept up to $28 + 1 drink = $34 all in to get in the door. If you can get over that,...

I've gone here quite a few times, and it hasn't disappointed me yet. The Admiral is located in a quiet but semi-sketch area, however, the services and entertainment inside the venue makes you forget where you even are. There are a variety of dancers available and most of them are...

Went there on my second to last day living in Chicago. Uber ride had me a little worried because it is in a sketchy area but the building is really nice and the area outside is pretty well lit so I felt safe, I wouldn't walk too far away from...

I was in town for business and decided to stop by based on the recommendation of a friend. Admiral is on the outskirts of town. A good 20-25 minute taxi ride from downtown with no traffic. The area is kind of random but seems safe enough. ...

I just left feeling robbed. As mentioned by others, you can only get full nudity in the private rooms. I got a few dances on the floor with some of the pretty dancers. They were noticeably less grinding and more air dancing.

Two of the regular dancers I see that...