Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

I came for the dancers, stayed for the massage

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vonthinker
May 28, 2021, 9:45 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Last club I wanted to visit now that things started opening up. Metered parking is free after 10 around the club, so let's start with that.

Upon entry there are bouncers outside with masks - a good sign. They do a temperature check, and verify your age in your ID - I'm flattered that I still get carded when I'm old enough to be their dad. Thanks to keeping the kids out. Upon entry you're supposed to fill out a COVID waiver and pay admission. I think they were so desperate that they just whisked me inside and asked me where I wanted to sit. Options were, the main floor with a total of 0 people, or the VIP area which had COVID-era transparent barracades between each table/couch creating a very cozy space to see the main stage. The few guys who were here at the time I arrived were on the VIP area, and I went there too. Same dealio as before, always buy a drink - it's expected as the part of admission. I don't drink, but that works out since they don't serve alcohol. Everyone here wore a mask. A few of the girls didn't wear it properly, but I give the club and everyone who worked there an A for implementation of safety protocols.

Okay, I came for the girls. And they did not disappoint.

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