Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave
Chicago, IL 60625
Reviews
Submit a ReviewChicago’s Only Full Nude Club is Actually Nude Again
Heard that the topless-only stage policy has ended, so I stopped back in (was previously going to write the place off) on a recent Friday. Got there around 11pm.
Sure enough, I sat down and the…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Cmoywbh)
mick829
Jun 10, 2019, 1:37 PM
Beat my expectations
I visited The Admiral once again this year looking for an upgrade from my last experience. Don't worry too much about the location despite what others have said. It's pretty safe. Paying $25 for cover…
cbreezy1812
Apr 9, 2019, 7:08 AM
One last time....never again
The Admiral is still one of the better clubs in terms of aesthetics but other than that please read below for my price breakdown..the club itself is very nice from the inside but that's where…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(AJ1zzle1)
Vb220
Apr 2, 2019, 2:44 PM
Paid a lot, but she was hot
Came in on a Thursday night with 3 of my friends. We received a coupon from our taxi driver for a discounted cover (50%). When we walked in we were seated by the host in…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(theDirkDiggler)
Yhdeseau1111gepiyrf
Mar 19, 2019, 5:03 PM
Very Hit or Miss
If you’re staying downtown, this place is a bit of a hike. 20 mins if there’s no traffic. Once you get there cover is $28. That doesn’t include a mandatory non-alcoholic drink…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(captainfun)
gatorfan92
Mar 11, 2019, 3:41 AM
As others have said, not really worth it
I decided to try this place out despite reading a bunch of bad reviews, thinking maybe it's gotten a bit better since then. Well, maybe it has, but it still wasn't worth it. Many seemed…
secretagentman11
Mar 9, 2019, 2:44 PM
Still one of the best
I hadn't been to the Admiral in some time, but decided it was time to see if this old favorite still delivers...and it does. Cover has crept up to $28 + 1 drink =…
mrenfro45
Feb 3, 2019, 12:12 AM
This is what a strip club should feel like
I've gone here quite a few times, and it hasn't disappointed me yet. The Admiral is located in a quiet but semi-sketch area, however, the services and entertainment inside the venue makes you forget where…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(theDirkDiggler)
cbreezy1812
Jan 25, 2019, 8:27 AM
Nice time
Went there on my second to last day living in Chicago. Uber ride had me a little worried because it is in a sketchy area but the building is really nice and the area outside…
shmuhh
Jan 23, 2019, 11:36 PM
Worth the hike from downtown
I was in town for business and decided to stop by based on the recommendation of a friend. Admiral is on the outskirts of town. A good 20-25 minute taxi ride from downtown…
gatorfan92
Jan 4, 2019, 6:58 AM
No Longer Worth It
I just left feeling robbed. As mentioned by others, you can only get full nudity in the private rooms. I got a few dances on the floor with some of the pretty dancers. They were…
jonsmith989
Dec 14, 2018, 3:30 AM
Maybe My Last Visit
Recently I made my first visit since spring. While I had a generally good time, it could well be my last visit due to some recent policy changes.
Back in May there were some price increases…
MasterT71
Dec 2, 2018, 1:51 AM
Illinois taxes and shitty management end up ruining a great time.
I’ve been coming here since around 1995, and I’ve watched this club go through various changes in that time. Some have worked, some haven’t. But I they've really fucked it up with…
mick829
Nov 25, 2018, 11:45 AM
No more full nudity on stage...
The Admiral itself is still clean, nice and classy both inside and out. The music is usually a good mix of rock and hip-hop. The lighting is pretty good and not overdone.…
AJ1zzle1
Nov 23, 2018, 4:42 PM
Aye Aye!
Been to this club a couple of times. Each on Friday nights. Always found street parking when I drove up and down the street. Didn't know if my car would be there…
Oishii_forever
Oct 6, 2018, 4:57 AM
Hot Girls, Stick with the $10 floor dances
Admiral charges $28 at the door, $25 plus some new Chicago tax. You have to buy one drink, non-alcoholic. So you have to spend minimum $34 just to decide to be here.…
Jolly2425
Sep 17, 2018, 10:00 PM
Decided to try the longer dances
Got a bonus and decided to splurge a bit on a few dances.
It was pretty empty. Only 3 others that I could see. Did the standard $10 dances and the ladies this night grinded…
jonsmith989
Sep 17, 2018, 9:20 PM
This place rocks if you meet the right girl!
I am going to cut to the chase here. This place is actually awesome if you meet the right girl. Now this can be said for any club out there but it seems…
Ironman831
Aug 26, 2018, 2:19 PM
Quiet, but a bit pricey for a Wednesday
Went back to the Admiral after being away for a while. Place hasn’t changed at all, except they did raise their prices. Apparently, they weren’t paying the right Chicago entertainment tax amount (yes, Chicago taxes…
mick829
Aug 24, 2018, 8:39 PM
best eye candy in chicago
After being around the scene in Chicago for a while, Admiral has the best eye candy these days. The other clubs in the south seem to have gone down hill in terms of talent. But…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(3LeggedMan)
dave1990
Aug 21, 2018, 7:08 PM
All but a discriminatory experience there
I was there Saturday and I didn't have a good experience at all. The admission itself has jumped from $25 to $28 due to a $3 state strip club tax that suppose to fund domestic…
TazBone
Jul 31, 2018, 9:33 AM
All but a discriminatory experience there
I was there Saturday and I didn't have a good experience at all. The admission itself has jumped from $25 to $28 due to a $3 state strip club tax that suppose to fund domestic…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Supremeruler)
TazBone
Jul 31, 2018, 6:15 AM
Took a friend and she had a great time :)
First time visiting this club. Went in shortly after they opened on a Wednesday night. Took a female friend with me who is bi and always wanted to go but never had someone…
tuscl
Jul 17, 2018, 9:40 AM
Saturday night visit
I stopped into the Admiral recently on a Saturday night as I had extra money to spend. Ended up getting a 30 minute private room dance from a white brunette named Sandy and it…
sjm455
Jun 30, 2018, 5:17 PM
Weeknight Admiral Visit
I've lived in the area a long time and have been to a few different clubs (in other cities, too). I decided to finally check out the Admiral. They have valet, but if…
chibchib
Jun 28, 2018, 4:11 PM


