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Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

Reviews

review
published 5 yrs ago
Big club, big cost
reviewed by
ehhhh

7.3

To start, I'm not big on the huge, Vegas-style clubs. I'm more of a neighborhood bar-style club person, but I gotta take advantage of a full-nude club when the opportunity presents itself. I could see…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Tangled in a Fishnet
reviewed by
ZachSchadler

8.0

I felt nervous leaving my car on the street, but there’s a police station down the block so I convinced myself that it would be okay. The club is an imposing building with a big…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Not the best of nights but certainly not the worst
reviewed by
cbreezy1812

7.0

This was probably my 5th time at the Admiral. I’ve been there on nights where dances were amazing and nights where every dance I received was a complete waste of time. This one fell right…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Good time. Worth the cab fare

7.7

I had not been to the admiral for a number of years. It’s a bit further from downtown but I don’t like the vibe at the Pink Monkey which is near downtown.

The…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Full nude, no booze, nice girls, not much mileage but a pleasant waste of time
reviewed by
BananaBoyAV

7.7

I was in Chicago for business and decided visit one of my old haunts, The Admiral Theatre. This club has been around forever and not much has changed in the past few years apart from…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Better...Cost is still a large deterrent
reviewed by
jonsmith989

7.0

After a couple month break from a negative experience, I decided to see if anything had changed.

Cost is still the same: $28 at the door with a one drink minimum. Lowest priced drinks were $6.

It…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Not really worth it
reviewed by
Cmoywbh

4.0

I have been spoiled recently by visits to high mileage clubs (not in Chicago), so this place was a bit of a letdown.

I got here on a Wednesday night around 10pm. There were 4 or…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Chicago’s Only Full Nude Club is Actually Nude Again
reviewed by
mick829

7.3

Heard that the topless-only stage policy has ended, so I stopped back in (was previously going to write the place off) on a recent Friday. Got there around 11pm.

Sure enough, I sat down and the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Beat my expectations
reviewed by
cbreezy1812

6.7

I visited The Admiral once again this year looking for an upgrade from my last experience. Don't worry too much about the location despite what others have said. It's pretty safe. Paying $25 for cover…

review
published 6 yrs ago
One last time....never again
reviewed by
Vb220

5.7

The Admiral is still one of the better clubs in terms of aesthetics but other than that please read below for my price breakdown..the club itself is very nice from the inside but that's where…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Paid a lot, but she was hot

6.3

Came in on a Thursday night with 3 of my friends. We received a coupon from our taxi driver for a discounted cover (50%). When we walked in we were seated by the host in…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Very Hit or Miss
reviewed by
gatorfan92

6.7

If you’re staying downtown, this place is a bit of a hike. 20 mins if there’s no traffic. Once you get there cover is $28. That doesn’t include a mandatory non-alcoholic drink…