Tootsie's Cabaret

I had a little free time on Friday afternoon and felt like smoking a cigar and seeing some naked women so I headed down to Tootsies. Because I was there before 7…

After hearing all the fuss about Tooties, I figured I need to check it out myself. On an Sunday night late, lots of girls (5-8's), only a few to my liking. One…

I went back to Tootsie's on Sunday night and it was definitely slower. Still plenty of hot dancers. I sprang for the upstairs VIP area this time, as I really…

This place was amazing. Big club with a ton of girls working, most of them very hot. You will not be disappointed if you visit this place. There are a lot of…

Arrived in So. Fla. on business today, so had to make the pilgrimage to Tootsie's. This was my second trip there and I was worried it would be too crowded and…

If I’m in the Miami area I will always try to visit Tootsies. I had a great time checking out many dancers in a safe clean environment. A stunning Russian…

went to Tootsie's on Wednesday night about 10 pm. Place is absolutely gorgeous. Chose not to spend the extra money for VIP as plenty to chosse from downstairs. Every…

Although so much has already been said about Tootsies, I thought I would add my opinion to the mix. Tootsies is really a superb strip club. The new location and…

Went here for a bachelor party and the place was kinda slow earlier on a Friday night say 9pm. We got a VIP table with bottle service and had a bunch of…

Came in on a Saturday and the place was pretty dead. The lower level offers some of the most uncomfortable seating in Florida, and the feeling of being in the middle…

Its been about 2 yrs since I have been back. I went Friday night to watch some NBA playoffs and get some LDs. The place was packed at 10pm.. lots…

This was the second time I've been to this club and I must say it was a great experience. All of the dancers were very attractive and you can find the type…

I've travelled a lot and been in quite a few strip clubs (and half the ranches in Nevada) and Tootsie's is something truly special. I visited Tootsie's twice in late January…

Got here after midnight a few weeks ago, and the place was PACKED! easily 60+ dancers, ranging from 2-3's to 8's. Every ethnicity, every height, weight and size. Probably 250 +…

I have to start with Wow! Great place. The most done up, sort of theme park sort of place. Really nice club with about 30-40 girls working. Got…

Hit Tootsies on a recent trip to Miami. As usual so many girls working for sure. One trend though is that they really seem to stay up in the VIP…

I have never found a club where the lap dancers gave more mileage then tootsies. in fact there was a point in time that i had a few dances with 2 ladies…

Hello all. I recently made my first trip to Florida in a while and couldn't resist coming in here for a visit on Friday night. The place was as good…

I went to Tootsie's for the first time on Friday and the place was just as advertised. There's plenty of space to walk around and find a comfortable spot. This…

finally visited the famous tootsies. place is huge and very busy for a wed afternoon. girls of all sizes and description. place was to big and not intimate for my tastes. beers…

Visited Friday afternoon and came away with mixed feelings. The club is big and impressive, although the chairs by the stage are uncomfortable. There were about 20 dancers, most were…

Visited on a Sunday evening about 7. No cover. Mixed drinks were 2 for 1 and cost 7.50. Strong drinks. A few of them sure can change a person's…

I have traveled a lot and this is one of the best clubs around. Beautiful girls and great atmosphere. The place gets very lively after 10 oclock. We were not charged a…

Visited Tootsie's again around 5:00pm and the place was not too crowded. I went up to the VIP area because it was free and met up with Yumi again. She as fun,…

Finally got to check this place out. This review actually covers two visits, a Tues 3:30 - 9 pm and a Thurs 1:30-6 pm (I had lots of time to kill).…

This review is for last Tuesday evening. A buddy of mine and I arrived around 8PM, walked around the club and then paid the $20 to go VIP. This was…

I am back to this mega club as I was again in Miami for business. I had lukewarm expectations as in my previous visit the quality of the dancers was not as…

I've been in way too many strip joints and this is the best by far. I go every other week and there are new girls all the time. To begin, there are…

I arrived just before 8 PM so I did not have to pay a cover. Beers were still only $3. Tall, short, thick, thin, USA, Latina, Portugal, Russia flavors of…

Warehouse full of people...Cashier will ask if you want to pay the extra $20 for VIP. Say yes if you don't have time to wait around all night and like the ability…

Spent an enjoyable couple of hours with $3 beers and friendly ladies. Dances are very interractive but expensive at $25 a pop. Ladies very friendly and willing to spend time one on…

Stopped by around lunchtime today...it's been a long time since I've gone for lunch on a weekday, but seems like things have declined a little since then. The girls are not quite…

What can I say about Tootsie's that hasn't already been said? All the reviews are accurate, this place is gigantic. I came with a bunch of guys for a bachelor…

Made our way there the day I was flying home. Stopped in for a drink and entertainment. Dress code is no sleeveless shirts. Walked in for free because it…

When I was last in miami on business, I stopped by tootsies, mostly because of its high rating on the board. It is probably the largest strip club I have ever…

Well, Tootsies gets reviewed so much, it's hard to come up with something new to add that hasn't already been said by someone else. But it is now probably my favorite…

By far the best strip club I've ever been too. Went around 10:00 pm and I was asked if I wanted to go to VIP. I decided sure why not.…

T rainier what was the details of the champagne room costs and just what was offered. The few times i was at tootsies i had the $25 lap dances and…

I visited Tootsies on a mid week afternoon. This is a great time to visit because there are tons of dancers that way outnumber the customers. As a result, it is a…

Back in South Florida for business, and so back at this incredible club. I am used to the Southern (FL isn't southern in my book) so this place has a different…

Tootsies has a great atmosphere. The inside of the club is huge. It actually used to be a BJ's warehouse club. The VIP area is very nice but not necessary as the…

Tootsie's has its share of pros and cons. At +35,000 SF there's plenty of room for anything. Definitly feels like you've been beamed up to Vegas once inside. Nothing…

I have visited many strip clubs and haven't found anything even close to Tootsie's. This is my favorite club. This place has almost 100 girls, so there are plenty of good looking…

This is a "high class" club with a welcome feel for "average joes". Great parking, and the access to the club made you feel like you were entering an amusement park.…

I have to agree with the last post and say WOW!!! I'm used to great strip clubs but I'm not used to huge strip clubs that are great. Amazing place.…

A true Strip Club Warehouse!!! This place is huge and packed with hotties. I visited during football season on a Monday night (Packers vs Ravens), and there are girls everywhere you turn…

I have been to Totsies numerous times late night on all different days of the week. There have always been over 50 dancers. Most are in the 3 to 6 range…

This place is great! A large variety of different type of girls that can satisfy any flavor you're looking for, though a majority of girls had thick accents, which was hot.…

Yea, it's Tootsie's alright. This place just doesn't disapoint (except for the wheel thing - I was disappointed I didn't win!) But it is expensive. A daytime trip to the…

What can be said here that's not already been said. This place is, without question, the superbowl of strip clubs. Went there with a female friend (as I'm known to…

My god I love coming to Miami and this place is in the Top 5 reasons why. It is literally heaven for anyone who likes: (1) 50+ hot women of all…

Unreal place. Girls everywhere and it gets better as the night goes on. If you have the money and you don't have a good time then something must be wrong…

In Miami for work I stoped by midafternoon on Wednesday was shocked by the quality of dancers it was great. For 25$ you get great aggresive lap girls were friendly. Most wanted to…

I found that the early afternoon is the best time for getting the most aggressive and beautiful dancers that are there to please you. If you are into booty the brazil…

Made two stops at Tootsie's on Wednesday, one in the early to mid afternoon and one just after midnight. This was my first time at this place and my impression was…

Wow, I don't know that my writting skills can either top the specifics outlined in the other reviews or provide alot more insight than previous posts...but we'll just call my review a…

What can I say about this club that the others reviews haven't nothing really just when I went there was a UFC fight and it was great to watch the fight and…

Hey peoples! SO I went out there to watch some football on sunday afternoon and the place is still rocking and rolling! There was a lot of hotties all over. It is quite…

I cannot add anything the other reviews have said, but I can reinforce that this club is one of the nicest outside of Vegas. Very big time feel to it. This is…

Over the holidays, I was here in South Florida, so I finally had a chance to check out the new Tootsies. This place is indeed huge, with several themed rooms around…

My wife and I visited this club on a recent trip to Miami--late December on a Tuesday late afternoon. Happy Hour lasts until 8pm, so drinks/beers are half price--Great value. There was…

Everything anyone would want in a strip club if maybe a little pricy. It is enormous with a lot of beautiful women with variety enough to meet any likes. I…

Monday evening, so this was probably the low water mark for talent. Decided to do private dance with the 3rd girl I saw, who was the first one who looked hot…

Holy Sh*t. This is the craziest strip club experience I've ever had. I went in on a Friday afternoon. Relatively slow... but the crowd picked up throughout the afternoon...…

It was too big for me. The most good looking girls seemed to be rushing to the VIP areas and to groups. And you are left with the ugly ones…

I visited the club recently several times over a one week period, generally in late afternoon and early evening. While still one of my favorite clubs, it has definitely lost the small…

Wow...my first time at Tootsies. What a great place. Went upstairs which cost an extra 20.00 but well worth it. Great bar area with oriental girls giving massages.…

This is a very unique place. its like Las Vegas but in north Miami. When you walk in you will see a huge stage in the left side of…

Visited in late November....went during happy hour prices. Good variety of dancers ranging from 7-10. Got some good close-up views sitting along the Main Stage first. Then took a couple of…

The club has a great layout. There are numerous stages and 2 poles from floor to a very high ceiling on the mainstage. There are enough girls working that if…

I went there recently and found the dancers came mainly from south america and were very beautiful. Some seem to be lacking when it came to understanding as they were spanish…

Awesome place brought in a bunch of friends and had a great time. Girls were friendly, drinks reasonable, bouncers and waitstaff were all nice. Hell of a party spot.…

I've been to alot of places but this club is amazing. Girls ate friendly and there are all kinds. Tiny blondes to big curvy girls... Tthete are 3 stages with…

I had a friend come down from out of state and we made our way over to this placed around 11 pm on Saturday night. As always, it was a…

Well I am sad to report that my high expectations were completely unsatisfied last night at Tootsie's. On my last trip to Florida, I posted a great review here and was…

I have read the reviews of this club with great interest as I was traveling to Miami for business. My expectations were very high due to the mostly positive reports. Location is…

Visited last Saturday night. Arrived with my wife around 1 am. Two Miami Police patrol cars parked outside. Well lit, huge parking lot. Felt very safe. The club is very accessible right…

Went to Tootsie's last night to catch the last half of MNF. Was surprised to see the club was mostly empty when I arrived at 10:45. By the time I left at…

I find that the best dancers from Tootsie's are the brazilan and columbian girls who have unbelievable bodiesand the only problem i have is that some do not speak english that well.…

Went to TC becasue of a batchlor party for a coworker. The girls were very cooperative with the group in entertaining and pleasing the lucky husband to be. Found the…

The champagne room is $75 before 8PM, $100 after, paid in advance to the club, for 1/2 hour use. You don't really get a room, rather a small curtained off booth with…

Cover is $5-6 depending on time u go at night. $20 vip is prob worth it as certain girls only like to hang upstairs in that area. The downstairs vip requires bottle…

I have had plenty of lap dances with the latin ladies that were excellent but the best dance was with a dancer from Spain. All the girls have great bodies and…

I love this place. This visit there was a fairly good selection of hot Latinas, many i've had laps with before. Got there and had planned to stay for an hour or…

OK, so if you read my review of Scarlett's, you'll know I was wearing my TUSCL reporter's hat last week as I busily checked out two of the hottest clubs in the…

What this place lacks in intimacy it makes up for it in sheer scale. Try to find another club that routinely features 100+ dancers, with plenty of space to accomodate all. Tootsie's…

This place is huge. Very culturally diverse so there should be plenty of selections for any taste. We went to the VIP area upstairs for about $20 more than the…

I guess everyone talks about a brazilian dancer but what name does she go by? Also some say they go to the back room after a lap dance and some say…

Excellent mix of girls. The one from Rumania and the blonde from Rusia are among the best. Felt safe everytime, fun atmosphere, nice bartenders and servers. Full nude full friction. I have never…

After a night hanging with my boys, I needed to come down and see what the ladies were doing at Tootsie's. I managed to catch the featured dancer who was hot, but…

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon. Pretty good selection of girls for a day shift. There were about 25-30 girls working. Watched the stage dances for a while and…

I find that the majority of dancers at tootsie's are from Brazil, columbia and the rest of south america. They dress very hot but you have to be very careful as…

We were searching for a strip club on Miami Beach and boy I was delighted to find Tootsies Cabarette. Sunday night was awesome as the cover charge was only $6 and a minimum…

OMFG, this club is the mecca for those in the church of the unholy name! Imagine a club as big as your standard wholesale club filled with a kickin' sound system, awesome…

Well, it's time for my yearly review of Tootsie's. I always hit this club when I visit Miami, since it's the best Miami's got. That being said, Tootsie's seems to…

I paid $8 to get in. This place was very big. a lot of people from all over the world. I sit down it that 30 min for a girl to ask…

What a great club,it took me about an hour just to soak it all in. A large stage with 4 or 5 nude dancers, plus a bunch of dancers on the floor.…

Went to Miami this past weekend for a bachelor party. We ended up at Tootsies after we all heard great things about the place. First, the managers took great care of us.…

I have been to tootsie's several times and found that the dancers are primerly from South Americal and are young and very hot. Some dancers are very hands on and that…

Decent size crowd for a Sunday afternoon. No cover and $3 for an imported beer went a long way in terms of keeping the customers happy. I was accosted immediately…