Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

Came in on a Saturday and...

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MiamiKing
Jun 2, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Came in on a Saturday and the place was pretty dead. The lower level offers some of the most uncomfortable seating in Florida, and the feeling of being in the middle of a what feels like a high school gym is pretty lame. The girls were the usual mix of 80% 5s, 20% 7s, and a 1 or 2 9s...the girls were lazy today so they were just standing around looking bored. As usual, they were playing usual hip hop garbage and the sound system is not the best, so tough to just hang out. I went upstairs and sat on a couch with the intent of having a drink and maybe ordering take out for another night.

After 3 JW Black, my will was being eroded as a couple E. European 6s stopped by and a black girl sat down next to me, about a 5, but strangely bubbly and happy and she began working my rod with her hand right in the open which changed my mission very quickly, and despite being at full mast, she offered a room, I declined.

For the 90 mins I was there I was scoping a skinny Brazilian with a perfect ass and nice fake C cups the whole time, and when she finally sat down with her friend, I knew it was gonna to be trouble.

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