Finally got to check this place...

Finally got to check this place out. This review actually covers two visits, a Tues 3:30 - 9 pm and a Thurs 1:30-6 pm (I had lots of time to kill). As described in many reviews below, the place is huge. Same with the variety of ethnicities, ages, shapes and sizes. Whatever you are looking for, you will find it, just maybe not in the quantity you'd prefer if you have a particular preference. Personally I found it took some time to get the feel of the place. Downstairs can not be described as intimate, it's almost too big. But the layout does grow on you as you walk around and get the feel of the place. I found that I enjoyed the upstairs VIP section more, it's smaller and all the girls make their way up there or stay up there except when they are on stage. And it's free access up there until 7 pm. The bartenders up there are really cute as well. Overall I would have to say I was pretty disappointed in the talent given most of the previous reviews. Two of the hottest girls were waitresses working downstairs. $2.75 beers during happy hour which I think went until 8. Tues: relatively empty, no problem sitting wherever you like. Of the 47 girls that were dancing on Tues PM, there were only about 7 that I considered hot enough to get laps from, but I have unrealistic standards. This is rather disconcerting for me in a place this big because I end up turning LOTS of girls down and that is not fun for me or them. I ended up spending most of my time with a girl at the bar upstairs. She was lots of fun at the bar. She tried hard to get me in a private room, but while she was hot, she was not that hot. But she was great in the $25/lap room. I got several other dances from a few girls, finishing off with an innocent looking, beautiful Cuban with an under-21 orange bracelet. She was not at all innocent in back. Thurs: a little more crowded, but not much. Many of the same girls as Tues, but some additional talent as well, mostly for the better. First dancer I took back was real hot but spent most of her time trying to talk me into a private room instead of grinding. One and done. I was particularly turned on by one cute young thing who I'd say was a 9 or 10 but her dances just weren't there and she had B.O. which is always a turn-off. I spent lots of time with several girls and most were very enjoyable. There was one girl I had my eye on all night, Julie, but she gravitated to regulars and I never caught up with her. I wonder how she is in VIP, so email me if you know. Towards the end of my night, I did happen upon a total hottie, Victoria, in the stairway and took her back and immediately regretted not getting less dances earlier as I would have taken her to VIP in a heartbeat, which she suggested after our second dance. Could not believe she was under 21, she knew her moves. I could have taken her back but would have depleted my "fun" allowance for this trip. I regret it now. Next time. I finished off with another cute young thing I had seen on Tues, body was a 10, face a 7 but good enough, I had a plane to catch. Outrageous mileage with her. Funny story about upstairs: at one point one of the bartenders that services the private rooms came out of the champagne room hallway nearly running, in tears laughing. She told the bouncer and other bartender something and they started laughing, too. I never found out what she saw, but it must have been pretty entertaining. And I'd bet she's seen a lot. Will definitely return when in Miami, I can see why this place is so highly rated. While overall I really did not experience as much stick-shifting and outrageousness in the back as I had expected, I'm sure that's a factor of the girls I selected. But still good, solid friction dances overall. Service by all is friendly and great, by the way. Very professionally run.