My god I love coming to...

My god I love coming to Miami and this place is in the Top 5 reasons why. It is literally heaven for anyone who likes: (1) 50+ hot women of all races and sizes, many sub-21 (look for the orange braclets); (2) reasonably priced (for a strip club anyway) booze, (3) full nudity on the stages, (3) absurdly high mileage lap dances for $25 a pop (with reasonable -- although not perfect -- privacy); (4)the ability for extras both in the regular lap dance area (although that is probably limited to finger banging and stick shifting) and in the VIP (find the right girl, and you get laid). In other words, it is the place for every guy with a penis who isn't gay. I've traveled the country and this place is a model for other establishments across the country. I always try to come up with one negative to balance my reviews. With this place, it is tough, but one thing that sucks here are the parking lot goons who will knock on your driver side window if they think you are "taking too long" to get out of your car / leave. WTF is that? Lose those guys and the place is pretty much flawless.