Tootsie's Cabaret

What everyone says about Tootsie's is true. Its absolutely huge, a former Sam's Club if I recall, and very easy to get lost if you are trying to get there as…

As was said many times, this is a huge establishment. On Friday evening, this place was packed. The women are beautiful and the music and ambiance is very nice. Lap dances come…

Heard so much about this club that I had to check it out when i was in Miami last month for business. As it has been well documented, the place is huge…

plenty has been said about the huge layout of this place...a Disneyland of fun for the adult male. Stage dancing is great, the hottest girls seem to be from South America...Columbians, Argentinians,…

Once again, nothing much to complain about here. As stated numerous times, the place is absolutely enormous, so if you like smaller, more intimate settings this might not be your place. I…

After a previous visit on a Tuesday night which was so sub par, it was unfathomable. I came back after midnight on a Friday and the club was crowded with an energetic…

I always go int the mid-afternoon as there is no cover charge and drinks are half price. Also the dancers are prone to searching you out as its usually not crowded…

I went to the club at 11PM on a Tuesday night. The entrance fee was $6. The physical club was very impressive in terms of the huge TV screens and…

went here after hearing about it for a while, so me an a couple friends went it was 10 dollers to get in which wasent bad and the place was huge. it…

First trip to Tootie's since they moved into the current location several years back. Place looks good, they always have 3 hot girls on stage. Was approached by 2 very sexy hispanic…

I've been to this club a couple times and am at a loss to easily categorize it. As other reviews have said, it'd a behemoth (a former WalMart). There's something for everyone,…

This one of the best strip clubs I ever visited. I was on a business trip to Miami and was looking for some fun. I cam across this club in the internet…

This strip club has tons of strippers so lot of variety however some are not that good looking but that's most likely due to the large number of them. Each stripper does different…

Made 2 visits; the rankings I'm assigning are based on the early visit. Early in the evening, this may be one of the best values in America. Later at night,…

Went with my friend around 4:00 PM on December 30 to really figure out what makes this place tick. It was not all too crowded downstairs, but it still took us…

This is probably the wildest strip club in the US. On a good night I have seen over 200 dancers. The club is huge, having once been a BJ's Warehouse.…

First of all, if you are from out of town this is a hard place to get to. Tootsie's has a huge well lit parking lot. They offer valet, but I'm cheap…

Stopped in about 4 times during my trip to FLL. Some days, some nights. Get there before 8 and no cover and half price drinks. There seems to be…

Third time here. Got to Tootsies late afternoon with the shift change coming. Went straight up stairs which I like better than downstairs and is worth the admission fee.…

How this club is top 10 is beyond me. It is like the Wal Mart of strip joints. It is too big and there is no quality here...none! I went on a…

Went on a Saturday night with my buddy that spends a lot at places like this. Wanted a table with bottle service. They were out of room in their upstairs…

Tootsies Finally I made it to the so called “Disney” of strip clubs. I had read so much about it that I had to witness for myself. I got there on a Sunday at…

Wow - hard not to like this place - so many hot babes around. Dances at $25 have plenty of mileage, but if you want to end happy you probably are…

Was in the area early Friday evening, so decided to stop in a little after 5. Outstanding place; plenty of beautiful and sexy gals. Variety of nationalities. Wow - hard not to…

Not my kind of place. Just too big, too impersonal, too 'Vegas.' Outstanding facility, a cavernous room with stages and signs and video and neon and a fantastic stage show. Totally nude…

First time there. Located off the highway made finding it easy. Much bigger than I expected. Plenty of parking. Went in during my lunch break for a couple of drinks. Variety of dancers…

Let me start with im not a local, im from germany and down there we have very bad sc. This club is a hell of a place for a german guy. Atmosphere…

Went here on Saturday around 2PM. 30+ dancers on shift, laid back club, no high preassure pitches. Bartenders are easy on the eyes and friendly. VIP is worth the money. Good…

By far the best SC I have ever been too. Absolutely enormous! And actually packed with beautiful women of all nationalities. Been there many times. Used to frequent Tootsies on Saturday nights,…

visited Miami last week went here and Scarlett's (see that site for my review over there). This was my second visit to this club and didn't think it was as good…

One of the two places in Miami that I visit. Pound for pound the best SC I have ever seen. It is a Vegas style club in both women and…

I have been to tootsie's the last couple of tuesdays. i found that for a couple of bucks you can get real close to the dancers on stage. The dancers are not…

The "new" Tootsies is in a building that use to be a Sam's Club. It is still a Sam's Club, but for hott woman. They have all shapes and sizes, color's…

Oh my god. This is my favorite club in the US. I've been to many clubs mostly on the east coast and nothing really compares. There are hotter girls maybe at other…

This is by far my favorite strip club. I've been going there for a while now and have a great time each time I go. I live on the opposite…

Been to Tootsie's a number of times now, and at various times, and all I can say is what has been said before! "If you don't see what you want, wait…

I travel from North Carolina to Miami one every four months just to visit Tootsie's. The size of the club ,the wide variety of body types and races make it the best…

One of Tootsie's ad's Claim to be the Club that out Vegas's Vegas and let me tell you Sports Fan's, It Does, I just got back from Vegas what a Racket !…

It has been a while since this Ex-President has posted a review. Tootsie's lived up to its well-earned reputation and has earned the effort to make this post. I had "slept" on…

Tootsies is a nice place, it is overrated IMO. The place is huge, it has lots of dancers. Drinks are reasonable during Happy Hour. Those are the pluses. Since the owners…

I went on a Saturday about 7:00 PM. Free cover and two for one drinks were going on when I got there. The crowd was pretty good size. It was my second…

Visited here a few times during a recent trip. The night shift was a disappointment, particularly if you like to watch the main stage. On a Friday night, there were a lot…

Stopped by after a day of drinking and had a great time. Showed up by myself and took a little bit of time to get used to the size of the…

This club is gigantic and the layout is plush. You have a vast amount of seating areas downstairs and plenty of chairs right up front to the main dancing stage. Most of…

Difficult to count the dancers. I was there for about 2 1/2 hours and never saw the same dancer on stage, and still saw a number walking around I didn't see on…

This club was great. Lots of different types of girls. Very exotic. Not all speak english but i wasn't there to talk anyway. spent some money but all in all had…

I came here for the first time during a shrot trip to Miami. I was surprised to find there was no cover charge. The liquor prices were very high but there…

I went to Tootsie's on a Thursday midnight and I was awestruck by the girls over there. Even the bartenders and waitresses were hot. Dances are great too. But I warn you…

I was in town on business and decided to stop in to my favorite strip club in miami. It was a Thursday night, but it was packed because the Hurricanes were…

I find that the dancers here are very hands on and agreeable when it comes to giving you a lap dance. Going to the stage to watch the dancers is the best…

Been enjoying strip clubs for years and finally had my first visit to the infamous Tootsies. Went Saturday evening from about 5:00pm-7:00pm. First impression is you cant beat the value…

I was travelling to miami on business a few weeks ago and had some time to spare. Instead of heading north to other clubs I returned to Tootsies. Because of…

Great place, lots of girls, all types. Many latins who cannot speak English well, but still know how to make a guy happy. Some are a little pushy and plenty to choose…

There's a lot of girls to choose from. Some are hot, others average. A lot of international women work here. So if you are into foreign ladies, this is the place…

Recently visited Tootsies with 3 buddies of mine. While its still a good place I was a bit disappointed in the quality of the girls as compared to my previous visit. Too…

Went with a couple friends to Tootsie's for a bachelor party and the first thing I noticed was that this place was huge. Show on the main stage, shows upstairs in…

Went by here after work for a few drinks and ended up staying for a for a much longer time than what I was originally intending. The drinks were reasonable and there…

I was in the area and stopped in. This is a very high class place with top notch talent. All the girls are smokin hot. I had a few…

I have been to this club a few times in the past, but I have never gotten a dance from any of the girls. Not this time! I was pleasantly surprised to…

While most of the reviews of this place are positive ones, I must admit that I gave it a good review also in order to not hurt it's overall numbers.…

i noticed that the best bang for your buck is to go to the stage front and you will get plenty of eye and other contact with the dancers for a…

Tootsies is in a class by itself. Let's start off by talking about the actual layout of the place: magnificent. The layout reminds me of a theater/some extraordinary venue. This alone is…

Tootsies is by far the best club i've been to. It's like the Cosco of strip clubs. Something for everyone. Went here with a few friends around 6PM and…

This is by far the best strip club I've ever been to. I've never seen so many hot dancers who are so aggressive. It's a little pricey and they try…

just tried to work as a dancer here. the business is way way down, i'm very skilled and know how to work it by this was "re dick you less"!!!! pun intended!ratio…

This is an amazing place. Very well managed. Each girl dances on stage for about 5 minutes and is immediately replaced by another. It is literally non-stop action.…

Not that I can add anything else about the physical description of the club. It is huge, almost to the point of being overwhelming, but then there is that small feel when…

Been here a few times, but never reviewed it as there's little new to add. Simply put, this is just the best stripclub I've ever been to. I usually go during the…

What can I add that already has not been said? The place is huge and I think dayshift is the best time to go. I was here on Saturday afternoon on Labor…

Have to echo much of what's been written here. The place is gigantic - almost feel like you're at a stadium instead of a club. When I got there, a…

I visited the club a few times this year - once for a bachelor party and a couple times on a business trip. The club is huge and very spacious, which is…

I was in Miami on business, and thought I'd give the club a try. Based on the reviews I'd seen on here, I thought this would be the place to go.…

Tootsies is in a class by itself. It's huge, one walks into a cavernous main room going by the stairs or elevator to the second level. The main stage is off…

Having not been in Miami in some years and staying in the North Miami area, I decided to revisit the old place, which back in the day used to be a favorite.…

Me and my boys wanted to check out the UFC fight and have a little fun after so we went to Tootsies. The cover was $12 since it was considered a…

It's a huge club, highly visible from the road. It's nice inside, with plenty of space. It was not so crowded as I was there on a sunday evening. At first sight I was…

What's not to like! Free to get in every day before 8 and happy hour EVERY DAY before 8PM - half priced drinks. So many other clubs don't do happy…

There's a sign on the building when you enter that says "Tootsie's Planet". Thats really not accurate as it should say 'Tootsie's Universe". The place is like an indoor football stadium its…

This is the biggest strip joint down here by a mile. Only thing is it's about quantity instead of quality. Out of the 100+ girls there maybe I'd pay for dances from…

I was in Miami fo a convention and visited Tootsie's three evenings in a row. Met a number of young hotties, the underage girls have to wear and orange wristband.…

Great club -- first visit there early June 2010; found it listed high at TUSCL so had to check it out. Well worth it. Big, open, plenty of room to move around;…

This club rocks!!! the dancer are mostly latino but they are beautiful. They have great bodies and know how to use them. I found if you go to the stage…

I visited Tootsies on a rainy Friday afternoon. This club is the only place I go since I feel safe here. The Owners have invested way to much $$ in…

This is one of the best clubs I have ever been too. Lots of girls from all over. Cuba, Brazil, Colombia, Dominican... Tons of girls. Most were very good lookiing.…

Made a visit to this mecca earlier this month. Cover was high as I paid $30 total for entrance and VIP. Bachelor party was going on where some guy was…

Was back in Miami and had to go to TC. I just can't resist the place. One word of advice, go to your bank first! I must have spent…

Went with a few friends on a Friday night. The building is very high-end, it almost reminds me of a hotel/casino in vegas with all of the facades, neon, etc.…

By far the best club I have ever visited. Place is big as a Walmart. Most girls seem to be Spanish. range from 7- to a few tens. Totally nude on stage…

No good ol' american girls here? Really?? I was hanging w/a 19 year old girl from Idaho 2 visits ago and with an Italian American the last time...both "all natural", no fake…

So, I'm finally getting around to writing up my trip to Tootsie's last month. I did things a little differently this time: I paid the extra $25 to go to the…

Have visited Tootsie's twice in the last year both on weekends (one during Super Bowl) and the club was definitely impressive for party atmosphere, quality of some of the dancers and mileage.…

Amazing, amazing, amazing... This place continues to impress every time I visit. I highly recommend it, there is not a better club ANYWHERE. From the quality of the girls to the contact…

We went to celebrate no particular occasion but after we left we were glad we didn't go earlier in the week because we all agreed we would have found ourselves there every…

I went to Tootsie's Cabaret on the 4th of July. I got there around 4 and the place was kind of dead. There were about 30 customers and not many…

I have never been to tootsies when there was a shortage of dancers. They are mainly from South America and have very hard bodies. Almost all the dancers that I…

This was only my second time here, probably as fun as the first time Tootsies has to be one of the best clubs I've ever been in. Looks like the size of…

Went here with two buddies of mine tonight since I was gonna be busy for the weekend and was leaving for India Monday. I honestly wasn't sure what to expect when I…

To the previous poster, do you go to a mac store and complain when there's no pc? it's miami, wrong place to be searching for all american beauty... anyway, this club is quite impressive. and the…

I continue to be mystefied why people rate this place so highly. The girls here are either latin or eastern european - not a single hot all american girl to be found…

If you are in South Florida, the only two clubs you need to hit are Tootsies and Solid Gold. I already wrote about Solid Gold so go read about it there. Tootsies…