Holy Sh*t. This is the...

Holy Sh*t. This is the craziest strip club experience I've ever had. I went in on a Friday afternoon. Relatively slow... but the crowd picked up throughout the afternoon... probably 20 girls and 20 patrons. Most girls were in the 5-8 range. Maybe one 9. I watched the stage show for an hour or two before getting any dances. A few girls came by to offer private dances (the $25 type) and the Champagne room. When I asked what happened in the Champagne room... multiple girls said "everything."

So this Brazilian girl who was ridiculously hot took me in the back for a few private dances. These were topless in a row of booths that had dividers... but the booths were open from the back. She did some stick shifting on me... and my hands were all over her G string... then she said if I wanted to do more... we could go to the Champagne room. $75/to the house for the room during the day. $300 for her for the half hour. She said she'd give me a BJ with a condom. I offered $200... and we settled on $250 plus the $75.

The champagne room is a row of small "rooms" that are essentially blocked of with curtains. The spaces are comfortable... they have couches that you can almost lay down on. As soon as you walk in... you hear the moans of girls and patrons... and you know there's a hell of a lot more than bumping and grinding going on in these rooms.