Visions
4000 Downman Rd
New Orleans, LA 70126
Reviews
Submit a ReviewJust meh
Been a few times of late, both an afternoon and an evening visit, and frankly not quite sure why I went back after the first visit. Not what it used to be, and the…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Book Guy)
Mike_the_traveler
Oct 22, 2017, 9:27 PM
Kinda weak sauce tonight
Granted, those was a weekday, I always worry I look like a cop, and I left before midnight, but I was a little disappointed. There weren't a ton of customers or girls, and there was…
alkaholik
Sep 28, 2017, 8:35 AM
Visions: a dancer's perspective
I am a dancer, so this is written from the dancer's perspective. Come during the day (morning on Monday) if you want to be hired. Managers will usually start you off during day shift. They…
Lofn
Sep 22, 2017, 4:51 PM
Bit disappointed
Heard this was a good place to get away from the Bourbon Street hustle. Took an uber out and was surprised how far away it was. At least there wasn't any traffic. As others have…
Bosd
Jul 24, 2017, 3:44 PM
Faded Glory
On arrival Visions appeared to be the same club I have enjoyed many times. But the details have changed. A few years ago the $20 lap dance area became air dance only (though…
dallas702
Jun 29, 2017, 4:38 PM
Standard Local Fare
Where the locals go.
I haven't been clubbing in quite some time, but over that delay Visions has still remained the "best" mainstream New Orleans club, IMO. The girls are not of the caliber of…
Book Guy
Jun 23, 2017, 10:25 PM
Checking in at visions
It's been a while since I have stopped in at visions so it was time to check in. I arrived at around 2. Place was kinda dead, only about 4 customers. The number of girls…
sandman64
Jun 2, 2017, 5:37 AM
Snow white
Popped in with friends from out of town mostly because we were bored. Have been to the club maybe once or twice a year for the past 10 years. Quality of dancers not quite as…
Nolaguy155
May 31, 2017, 3:57 PM
I had not been to Visions...
I had not been to Visions since September 2014, so I was overdue for a check-up. I arrived at 20:00 on a Friday night. Cover is $8 after 19:00 and $4 before. You are given…
sinclair
May 20, 2017, 10:01 AM
Anothet Great Time at Visions
I know I gend to review Visions alot, but It is really the only club in New Orleans I like to visit. Bourbon is way too expensive and pretentious. I LOVE Visions.
So, I dropped in…
CaptainJackNO
May 13, 2017, 8:36 PM
Stopped by Visions around 10pm on...
Stopped by Visions around 10pm on a recent Friday night. I used to be a regular a few years back but have cut back on my time at Visions. I was bored and…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Book Guy)
JoeyBagodonas
Apr 13, 2017, 12:51 AM
Halfway through the solar system
Decided to go with Visions again, because it's the only "East" club (read: cheaper than Bourbon) with daytime/early evening hours.
Went in on a Tuesday during the early evening (around 6) and it was pretty dead.…
nolaking
Mar 22, 2017, 5:55 AM
Quite a Vision
First review, so I'll be a bit more thorough.
You go in and the bouncer checks your ID ... not a fan of that, but no big deal. Paid the cover ($7 if memory serves) and…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(623)
nolaking
Jan 25, 2017, 6:57 PM
So me and a few buddies...
So me and a few buddies of mine went and checked this club out. There's free parking along with a well lit parking lot. The entrance fee was 8 bucks with one free beer. The…
1 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(623)
Wurm123
Jan 10, 2017, 2:14 PM
No Go in NOLA
In town on business. I hadn't been to a NOLA SC before, so I stopped by Visions in the afternoon to check it out. I wasn't a fan of the layout. Nowhere…
Potted_Owl
Sep 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
Still best in the area but could be so much better
come here a lot. The physical cube has been described so i won't bore you. Dances are $30 a song and the are private rooms for $100. The private room used to be an understood…
billyba
Jul 22, 2016, 12:00 AM
where the locals go
i like visions a lot. it's the anti-bourbon street strip club where the girls aren't junkies and the management isn't pimping them. i often go in the afternoons (friday or saturday) and look for a…
Marklsu
Jun 28, 2016, 12:00 AM
Not The Hottest Women, But Good Club
Visions is a good overall club. Free parking and then inside plenty of seating, all basically at a bar which the strippers will walk along. You're expected to tip $1 for the stage show when…
jack0505
Jun 8, 2016, 12:00 AM
Good Time
It had been a while since I've been to Visions so I thought last night would be a good time to pop in. It was very good. Quite a few decent looking girls…
JakeSnapp
Jun 4, 2016, 12:00 AM
would love to go back
Visited here a while back a on a trip to see a friend. we got there at about 10:00 on a thursday night plenty of girls walking the run way. I really enjoyed the stage/bar…
samus73
Mar 30, 2016, 12:00 AM
Another anazing time at Visions
I stopped in this afternoon to relax a bit, see some beautiful women. I wasn't disappointed. There were about 4 or 5 guys there. The numbers increased as the day shifts apparently ended. There were…
CaptainJackNO
Mar 7, 2016, 12:00 AM
Different, but good
Visited NOLA for a few days in late December. After spending a night on Bourbon street, the consensus seemed to be leave Bourbon and look for something elsewhere. A short uber away is…
Rodeoroy69
Jan 20, 2016, 12:00 AM
Checking in iwth Visions
Was out with friends and stopped by have a little fun. Must say that the smoking ban in the city is a plus. A night out on the town no longer comes…
sandman64
Nov 30, 2015, 12:00 AM
Best Time Ever
Went to Visions on Tuesday afternoon looking for a good time and relaxation. Got to the club right at Noon. They had been open for an hour, but only 1 other guy there besides me.…
CaptainJackNO
Oct 4, 2015, 12:00 AM
Sat night at visions
Went back to visions for the first time in quite a while. Still in a rough neighborhood but has very well lit parking. The recent no smoking laws in New Orleans has, in my opinion,…
paint_baller_19
Sep 27, 2015, 12:00 AM


