Visions
4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

Halfway through the solar system

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nolaking
Mar 22, 2017, 5:55 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Decided to go with Visions again, because it's the only "East" club (read: cheaper than Bourbon) with daytime/early evening hours.

Went in on a Tuesday during the early evening (around 6) and it was pretty dead. Paid the $7 cover in an entryway where a dancer was chatting with the bouncer. Entry comes with a beer.

Didn't realize last time, but there's two "horseshoe" bars--one to the left, and one to the right when facing the stage. This time, they had the left one open. Super-friendly male bartender. Maybe five girls, most of them older/chunkier, a few scrawny white girls. I lucked out and had the hottest one, Jupiter, sit next to me.

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