Visions
4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

No Go in NOLA

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Potted_Owl
Sep 11, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

In town on business. I hadn't been to a NOLA SC before, so I stopped by Visions in the afternoon to check it out. I wasn't a fan of the layout. Nowhere comfortable to sit. You had to belly up to the field goal shaped bar/stage. Dancer did the walk after barely a dance to solicit tips. The hovered if you weren't quick to give them a buck. I hate this sort of club cause I hate paying for nothing. I will say that the dancers, while not that impressive, were friendly and easy to talk to. The drinks were good and the bartender was cool. However, this wasn't enough to get me to come back in the evening. I figured I'd give Passions (right down the road) a go.

To my dismay, Passions' tiny little parking lot was slammed when came back in the evening. I'm not a fan of crowded clubs with standing room only. So I opted to hit up Visions again, hoping that the night shift had more talent. Big waste of time and money. The night crew was only slightly hotter than what I saw during the day, but way more shady. I blew a couple hundred and left unsatisfied. I will not return. NOLA as a whole was a bit disappointing. I'll just spend more in ATL.

 

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