Visions Reviews

Been to Vision's before, but lately I've been stopping in for a beer every now and then in the day.

Overall, it's probably your best option to see tits in the city before 8 pm. It's laid back, clean and relatively cheap.

On a recent Tuesday, I wan't charged the normal $7...

Gentlemen, this is my 1st review on this platform so I'm hoping it checks out alright. Went to Visions around midnight on Tuesday. About 10 or cars in the lot, the usual bouncer at the door. It's pretty slow. Music videos are playing, some girls are chatting up the johns...

The layout is different from any other club I have visited. The place has a local bar feel but is nice enough to be comfortable. The girls dance on a long bar that snakes itself all around the room. The "mandatory" dollar tips each time...

The guy before me pretty much covered it.
I can add only a couple things.


Location is 10 minute drive from French quarter.

Parking... looked ample, but i took Uber

NOTE— if you come in Uber, there is no cover. I dont know why. Just tell the door guy.
I actually went to...

Well, my most recent trip to Visions confirms that things are still rather enjoyable there.

The club, setting, building, parking lot, prices, staff, etc., are still the same. I am not going to go through all the specifics about the club -- all has been adequately covered before here, including...

I stopped In Visions, after leaving Passions, a block away. My experience at Visions was instantly better, although that's not saying much! I was able to park near the front door in the club parking lot, no charge. Cover was $8, which included a ticket for a beer at the...

OK -- as noted the club was raided some weeks back. It was closed for about a week, now reopen for "business as usual". Research investment to see whether things are back to "business as usual" or what the "new usual" looks like.

First, they have finished their construction...

Cover is $8 with one drink ticket for the night. Dances are $20 in the common room and $30 in the booths. Makes sense to go for the booths.
Good mix of black/white and thick/thin dancers. Dancers are generally okay, a few in 8-9 range others worse.Good grind and decent over...

I have to agree with the previous reviewer that the dancer quality has increased sharply over the last few months. I talked to half a dozen of them and most said that they previously danced in the quarter. Not sure if this is a structural change or just dancers...

Generally speaking, I was happy with this my latest visit to Visions, "where the locals go", yup I'm a local.

I went on a Thursday evening, more in order to check on what the dancers were looking like recently, than for any other reason. That's because lately I've been mentioning,...

Stopped by Visions last Friday afternoon. Probably a total of 10 dancers working. 2-3 good looking girls, 2-3 meh, and 2-3 who really shouldn’t be stripping. Pretty laid back place. Cheap drinks. $30 dances with no specials (2 for 1 etc.) Some of the girls are fairly aggressive in a...

Visited on a Saturday afternoon/evening, arrive before 8pm and there was no cover, domestic beers were $4, and they also had buckets of beers. Once inside there are two long oval bars that also double as a runway for the girls. There were about 6 girls working and more coming...

I like to compare visits. I go to Visions often enough, I know my way around it. Previous reviews have described the layout, the type of experiences for lap dances available in the different levels of private and semi-private rooms, etc.. All of that is still well within the norm....

The club is located in a pretty rough side of town. Its no where near the French Quarter. The parking lot is gravel and I showed up around 3pm I think. Beer is about $5 dollars, the shots range from $7 for Jack to $14 for Hennessey. I went in...

Visions is off Bourbon Street, way off. Therefore, I was told by an Uber driver that it was more of a local place. There is a cover charge but you get tickets to redeem for drinks. Groom to be got 5 drinks while others got less, I don't remember how...

I've been away from NOLA for a while, so I decided to hit up Visions as I did not feel like dealing with the quarter. I paid the cover and went in, and since the night was young, there were several ladies lounging around, and not many customers. They had...

I would love to come and work here. It’s seems like it would be a nice place to work and make good money the girls are nice..I’ve never danced before but I’m looking at a few different places advice needed!!

I don’t really know much about working at one and I...

This visit actually came two days after my last review happened. I did a couple of day trip visit to the French Quarter, had some good and drink, nice time then got bored and started to think about one more try. At first, I was going to go to the...

I had some time before my flight so on the way to the airport I stopped by Visions to experience first hand what all the fuss was about. And I speak of fuss, because Ive heard both good and bad things about Visions. What Ive heard runs the gamut from...

Been a few times of late, both an afternoon and an evening visit, and frankly not quite sure why I went back after the first visit. Not what it used to be, and the lack of patrons I think is pretty much the result. Quality of dancers is...

Granted, those was a weekday, I always worry I look like a cop, and I left before midnight, but I was a little disappointed. There weren't a ton of customers or girls, and there was a lot of time between the dances on stage. The few girls that were walking...

I am a dancer, so this is written from the dancer's perspective. Come during the day (morning on Monday) if you want to be hired. Managers will usually start you off during day shift. They ask you to work a set schedule, and you have to work a certain number...

Heard this was a good place to get away from the Bourbon Street hustle. Took an uber out and was surprised how far away it was. At least there wasn't any traffic. As others have warned- it's not the best neighborhood but not super sketchy. Walked in and the place...

On arrival Visions appeared to be the same club I have enjoyed many times. But the details have changed. A few years ago the $20 lap dance area became air dance only (though some of the dancers claim to "expand" on that) after some political bru-ha-ha in NOLA....

Where the locals go.

I haven't been clubbing in quite some time, but over that delay Visions has still remained the "best" mainstream New Orleans club, IMO. The girls are not of the caliber of San Francisco's Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater or Tampa's Mons Venus, since in those cities a...