Reviews

Came here after midnight to find something different from the Bourbon Street places. When you walk in and pay the $10 cover, you enter along one of the two bars. The room opens up when…

I wrote a review for Visions a year or so ago so this is an update to my earlier review. I went back to Visions this past Friday night, first time I've been there in…

First time visiting this club. Interesting setup 2 bars with a stage that runs along both of them. Dancers will strip a little at the center and then walk along the bar. If youre sitting…

It’s Mr. World Wide back again with a real review! If you know anything about me, you know ima right the review on my way home from the club! So where to start, first this…

This was my first time here and it was very interesting from other places I’ve been, Texas Clubs and Penthouse BR. I went on a Tuesday evening and didn’t get charged cover which is…

1. Price Cover Charge: $10 (Tip: If you print out "Free Pass" at the website, you are exempt to pay for the cover chanrge) Drink: $4~5 (I only drank water and sprite. There might be more expensive…

Visions in New Orleans is where the locals go. I was in town for a meeting and was staying in the French Quarter. Taylor Swift was in town for a 3 night stand....so the…

If you want a club where the people there are relaxed and friendly, I absolutely suggest Visions. Now, look, there are things that are different. You don't get your own table, girls are either at the…

I was in town for work/training. I scoured through TUSCL reviews to find the club best suited to my taste. Concensus seemed to be expensive low mileage eye candy. I…

I used to go to Visions on a regular basis about 15 or so years ago. Then I moved away, and I recently returned to the New Orleans area. The Visions of 15 years ago…

I hit up Visions while in town one Saturday. I had checked out Penthouse the night before and this was a completely different experience. Not necessarily worse (though I wouldn't say either experience was great)…

Went to Visions on a Tuesday night. It was about a 20 minute Uber from the French Quarter. It's in an area most would consider sketchy, but seemed like they had decent security…

My wife and I were in New Orleans on vacation and took the opportunity to visit another strip club. We are still new to this, and this would be our second strip club visit. We…

This was my first trip to Visions since COVID. The club is not in a great area of town but they have security and cameras watching the parking lot. I really like the new wall…

Probably the best bang for your buck in New Orleans. Completely off of Bourbon, so you'll need to drive/uber there. $10 or so cover, but you get a drink coupon. There isn't really a main stage;…

Came in around 8 pm after trying a couple FQ strip clubs. Uber was about $15 each way and I think there was a small cover. Very odd place and it was pretty empty, few…

Visions is in a bad area of New Orleans. Pretty safe during the day and a good size parking lot with cameras. They have cleaned the inside up greatly. Two bar stages where the ladies…

Visited twice on a recent trip to New Orleans (Sunday and Tuesday nights) and came away convinced again that this is the best club I've found for people interested in high contact lap dances (had…

I've visited Visions many times in the past, but not often since the covid-lockdowns started. Over the Christmas and New Years period I made several visits, nearly all on weekend nights, to see how things…

I had been to Visions two days prior but was completely drunk so don’t remember that night, so I decided to try again. I came in with about 800 in my pocket ready to spend…

I was going to park my truck at a truckstop and call a taxi but was allowed to park in the clubs grass & dirt parking lot. I walked in the door a little after…

First time in NOLA in almost 20 years. Remembered the tourist traps, and decided to try to do better. Arrived around 8:15 and the club was fairly empty, maybe 12 dancers and a…

Bar is as many have reviewed before, with no changes. Girls walk bar pretty regular, and you need to tip each one or get some grief. Girls walk around and offer…

I went on a Sunday evening (arrived around 7:30pm and left around 9:15pm). As others have mentioned, the layout of this bar is really abnormal, the bar itself is the stage and the girls mostly…

I stopped in at Visions for the first time in months to see if any fundamental changes had taken place since the raid that happened or any other changes to the club. Here it…