Visions
4000 Downman Rd New Orleans, LA 70126

Still best in the area but could be so much better

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billyba
Jul 22, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

come here a lot. The physical cube has been described so i won't bore you. Dances are $30 a song and the are private rooms for $100. The private room used to be an understood sure thing with most of the girls, but these days it's more hit and miss (though i'm sure plenty of hitting still going on) LE has cracked down a lot on the clubs in the state. But you have to be sure to feel your girl out and make sure your expectations are clearly laid out and agreed upon before. You are probably looking at $200 to $300 a to the girl on top of the house fee for the private rooms.

The place is like a neighborhood bar with stripper so the is none of the bottle service, cigar bar fake class horse shit you often find at strip clubs. This review will get a little negative so let me just say its still your best bet for decent milage with a decent girl in the area.

What bugs me about this place is it could be so much more if it was run a little better. There always is a couple 8.5 that are very friendly but lately when i go in here they are letting way to many girls dance here the have 0 business dancing anywhere. I went last Saturday and 2 of the girls that where dancing where literally disgusting to look at. And al the girls go around on the bar so you have to tip them, which is fine but i mean at least don't have women that i gag just looking at ... which brings me to a major pet peeve of mine. i'm fine with tipping each girl as she comes by after her dance but they let them come up and walk the bar when ever so the b-team or more like the z team girls who can't sell any dances are constantly coming by hit you up for a dollar like every thirty minutes. I realize it visions and its never gonna be a stable of all 8.5+ with nines and tens sprinkled in but, it use to many a 9 some 8.5 and mostly sevens with like two 5s and that was fine. But this time (and a lot of times recently) its been a one or two 8s a few 7s mostly 5s with some 1s and 2s running around, i'm talking about women i won't fuck for free. Also they are never bringing any decent new talent in the handful of very friendly 8s who make the place still worth and occasional visit are all girls who have worked here on and off for at least a few years. The new girls are mostly 7s and below and often not friendly.

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