For the uninitiated,this club looks like...

For the uninitiated,this club looks like a dump from outside and the furniture inside is beaten up and in need of replacement, but the place is latex free and thongs are worn. Extras can be had here rather easily. There are private rooms, but they don't have doors. There is a main stage and a smaller center stage is sometimes used. There is a medium quality hotel next door that rents room by the hour (if your dancer is amenable). Dancers range in quality from 5 to 9. Lappers are usually two way contact (YMWV). Anyway, arrived at 4:45 p.m. on Thanksgiving (this is getting to be a tradition for me). The place had opened at 4, offering a free buffet. No cover and my drink was five bucks. Last year there was awesome turkey and horrible fixins, so I brought mashed potatoes, dressing, and corn (and was thanked for it). A latina was the only dancer on duty, and starting at 6, they had her go up on stage (dance two songs, off two songs). The d.j. had been playing from a live Eagles album (and some other "classic rock), but too loudly. Other dancers started arriving at 7 and by 7:30 the latina had time to seek me out. We talked for a bit, then headed back for some dances. Seconds into her lapper, she showed me her kitty (shaved) and encouraged me to play with it, so I obliged. Within a few minutes I had her sopping wet and mewing like a kitten. I finally left out at 8 (had to go to work). As I was leaving I saw some new fresh faces were coming in, so I'll be back soon to audition the talent.