I walk in and the place...

I walk in and the place is really dark. There's no other customers. Only one bartender/waitress was there. Drinks were not weak and the prices were normal. I got a jack & coke for $6. A beautiful brunette came out and asked if I wanted a private dance. I agreed.

I didn't know the rules for that club so I was shy. The girl actually thought I was an undercover cop because I wasn't touching her enough. Needless to say, after that comment, I had to prove that I was NOT with the police, much to my liking. Haha!