Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

Decided to try Houston Dolls on...

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May 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Decided to try Houston Dolls on a business trip as I thought the reviews sounded interesting. Probably won't go back. Arrived during the day, the strip mall is shady and the parking lot small. Some shady individuals hanging in the small lot. I walked in and it is very dark. There were perhaps 10 - 12 customers which is more than I expected for a Monday afternoon.

There was a $5 cover, but it was waived for a hotel key. That was a pleasant surprise. The drink was $4. Another pleasant fact. I sat down, tipped every dancer on stage, and the first one to sit with me is a dancer on her second day. (She was previously a waitress). I passed. The next girl who sat with me was a young AA with a very hot body. I go for the private dance. She barely touches me. I find out that she is brand new also. Done after one dance. I eventually get another private dance, better, but still the mileage is minimal. So much for the high mileage reviews.

In summary, club location is not great, club itself is ok, daytime drink prices are good, mileage and dancers were not nearly as good as expected. In the end, spent about $65 and felt like it was a waste.

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