<p>I made my annual turkey day...

<p>I made my annual turkey day trek to Dolls. Arrived at 4:15 (just after opening). No one asked for cover and there weren't any parking lot trolls. The buffet was set up minutes after I arrived. I had three helpings, during which I noticed that the only dancer on duty went to a room with a customer. </p>

<p>After eating dinner I set in to watch the game and wait for the dancer to return. Shortly, she appeared on stage and it was YIKES !! Dancers shouldn't be five two and two hundred pounds. Rolls and rolls of cellulite jiggled on her hefty thighs. Her face was pure backwoods redneck, complete with hooked nose. I stayed in hopes another dancer would appear. </p>

<p>During her performance, I noticed that Dolls had installed a new light system. It was amazing lasers, like something from a Pink Floyd show. The Dj booth housed one of the lasers and I had to look away because the light was so blinding-plus I feared cornea detachment. </p>