Elysium Reviews

I arrived at the Penthouse at 5PM, and it was fairly busy. I ordered a bucket of Bud ($36) and a French dip sandwich ($11). The drinks are always expensive, and the food is good.

I hung out at the club with some friends. The dancers...

Probably best dayshift in town at this point. Beer is pricey at $9 a bottle but the club is the nicest in town. Stopped in on a Friday afternoon and found the club to be relatively dead for a Friday afternoon. Maybe 20 girls and 35...

Stopped by on a Thursday. Talked to Farrah, smoking hot as always, she said there were 32 girls working. They are definitely getting some new talent. Talked to a few others from out of state, Texas and New Orleans. The PH reputation must be attracting them....

This is the best place to go in Michigan. The girls today were plenty and top notch beautiful. There are quite a few new dancers which makes it nice for the customers. Saw a tall brunette with bolt-ons that I needed to get a closer look. ...

So every once in awhile I get to Detroit for work. I stayed an extra night to visit PHC. Many have described the layout and this was my second visit to the club. I walked in and the club was packed. I grabbed an over priced beer at the bottom...

Stopped by the club on a Friday. Got there around 10. Parked with the valet and paid the cover charge (I think it was 15). I found a seat at the upstairs bar. The place was busy but not packed yet. There was probably over 30 girls working. I came...

Arrived about 1 pm. The dancers were on a 3 dancer stage rotations, 2 on main stage and 1 on side stage. Typically when things pick up, a 4th dancer is on the bar.

The club had the normal distribution of talent. A few barbie types with big...

I was last at PHC late on a Saturday afternoo - came in at 5:30ish. The day shift dancers were good but I wasn't really feeling it from any of them so I decided to hang out for the first wave of evening dancers. There were several dancers I was...

Stopped in the Penthouse last Monday looking for a little relaxation and de-stressing. First I wanted to get in the mood with a couple of drinks.

On my last visit I had met a beautiful blond milf with a perfect body and the personality to match. We had a great...

This club is probably the best in the Detroit area especially if you have the money. Beer and water are the same price - around 9 -10 dollars. The girls there are typically between 6 - 9 range. There are more 7s and 8s in the club than 9s or...

Wow. I've been to PHC a couple of times but never on a friday, not sure if all fridays are like this experience but I plan to find out. As has been written plenty of times, there is valet parking, paid that, left coat in the car to...

After a lot of out of town business keeping me away from the clubs for quite a while, I had to help find some talent for a bachelor party. There had been a lot of rumors and variability in the quality of the clubs, and enforcement that had scared...

Arrived around 6 and was very happy with the talent. Looked like some new dancers both day and night. A few blondes with great racks, at least DD, if not larger. After dances from my regular I hung at the main bar and kind of regretted going with the regular....

Had a bit of a strip club odyssey last week. First made 2 visits to my favorite out of town club in Detroit - Penthouse Club Tuesday afternoon/evening and Wednesday afternoon , followed by 2 visits to my favorite hometown club in Columbus - Kahoots Thursday evening and Friday...

I reviewed PHC last year and was not impressed with the club. The day time shift had poor talent, and the atmosphere was dead.

I came back on a night in December and had a much better time. Around 30+ girls were working and there was something for everyone. Majority of...

Came in here on a Tuesday. No cover. Sat at the bar. About 15-20 ladies working. Over the course of the night was approached by 4 girls. Since not too many customers were there they were willing to chat and not push me into getting a dance. Got dances with...

Visited ph on a Friday. Got there around 8 and parked with the valet. Sat at a booth (20$) and ordered a beer. Texted my atf I was there and checked out the lineup. Talent was ok but nothing great. My atf came by after her set and we...

Stopped in Friday evening. About 35 dancers that night I estimate. The dancer quality was solid, no real duds in the group, but only about three 9s to speak of. $15 cover, $7 valet. $25 for the booth. Our mixed drinks were about $12/each if...

So...tonight was unplanned but after drinks and dinner a business associate in from Miami had the itch to hit up a strip club. After a short debate with the four of us over where to go (...no we are not going to Bogarts to save $) we headed to PH...

Paid a visit to the PH after some months of taking a break. Glad to report that while much talent has turned over, it has been for the better! Stopped in on a Saturday night with the crew -- have some buddies from out of town who's definitely come to...

I arrived around 2:00 P.M. Wednesday afternoon. I parked the car with the valet, entered the club, and took a seat at the first floor bar. I ordered a soft drink and began to look around to see who the dancers were that were working. It has been a...

Club was way more upscale than I am used to. I am a bit of a novice, but this club approaches a Vegas club in atmosphere, but not size. There were plenty of girls; mostly 6 to 9; and I think even a 10, but that could be just my...

I decided to stop in for the late afternoon shift a few Saturdays ago as a change of pace - normally I'm a weekend night guy. I got to the club about 5:30pm. No cover as per usual in the afternoon. There were customers around but plenty of seats at...

I have been to this club before but mostly on night shift. I was in town and decided to see what the afternoon shift was all about. Valet my car and walked in. It was not too busy as nights but still a lot of energy. ...

Stopped by around 5:30, it wasn't too crowded so I took a spot at the bar. Lots of new girls, decent talent with a couple that got my attention. Jess has some D bolt ons and a great body. There were a couple of young ones that just...