Elysium Reviews

Stop # 2 on my search for a tanned, busty, no tattoo, sexy entertainer. Hadn't been to Detroit since late last year and my have things changed....and not for the better. It wasn't that long ago when you walked in to one of the finer Detroit clubs and...

I managed a quick trip to Detroit to check out the strip club scene and quickly reached a very simple conclusion - what they say about Detroit strip clubs is all true!

Penthouse was my first stop. I pulled off the street into the very crowded valet parking area and...

I decided to go to the Penthouse for an afternoon of excitement. I arrived near 2 pm. I sat at my favorite spot, which is at the end of the bar. As soon as I sat down my favorite bartender had my drink and glass of water...

Showed up around 11:00PM on a Saturday. My favorite dancer decided to return to Penthouse from Coli so I came in to see her. Very busy when I arrived, had to stand at the upstairs railing as there was nowhere to sit. Most of the bouncers appear to be new...

I thought I'd go get lunch at the Penthouse Club. I'd never tried their food before. I ordered steak. What I got was steak in a weird sauce. They need to learn how to properly season a steak. So, after valet, entry fee, mandatory coat...

Arrived on a Friday night at about 10:30. My previous favorite having departed, I settled in to check out the lineup. Too many to remember: Lola, Marie, Renee, Asia, Eve, Tiffany, Summer, Nicole, Trinity, Shane, Zoe, Victoria, Lux, Faith … those were a few. It took...

This club has been hit and miss on my last few visits. This visit, there were only a couple girls visible on the floor when I arrived. As they filtered through in stage, they would disappear. A couple of the girls said it would pick up shortly....

I'd been to Penthouse over a year and a half ago on a Saturday evening. I had a great time then and decided to come back when I was in Detroit again. I got in after a full day of travel and headed over to the club about...

Of the many cities I travel to for business, Detroit is my favorite. I always schedule an extra day to stop at one of my two favorites, Flight Club or The Penthouse. Because my most trips were very enjoyable at The Penthouse, I returned. I have now been here so...

I was passing by the western suburbs and decided to stop by PH during shift change. I have to say that the quality of dayshift dancers has declined noticeably since Farrah decided to retire from dancing.

I almost left the club right after shift change, but noticed 3...

It was about 2:00 P.M. in the afternoon when I arrived at the PHC. I parked the car with the valet, entered the club, and took a seat at the downstairs bar. I ordered a soft drink and began to enjoy the dancers. Several dances, who I have met...

i had a couple hours to kill on a saturday afternoon and happened to be in the area. Arrived around 1:15, no cover, but was frisked by the bouncer which i found odd. Took a seat at the bar, and looked around. There were only 2 other patrons. No...

I've had some decent trips to the Penthouse recently. Most recently was not the best, but ok. During my two previous trips during the day, the talent level was not great, but the girls were talkative and the dances were decent. During my most recent night visit,...

For years I've been a day shift guy at PH and have been generally pleased with the talent, getting regulars to meet otc. Recently I've been going in after 7:00 to experience the night shift. I expected the talent to be better and the attitude worse. I was wrong. Dancers...

Outside of club looks fancy with lights and valet. Inside, a little less so but not unclean, so who cares. There were between 5-8 dancers most were 7s or 8s, a few looked a little on the young side.

I went with a friend who is a veteran and gave...

Stopped by a few weeks ago, heard there were a few changes with the employees. Afternoon door guy was let go, entire valet team was changed. Heard on another site that the customer had items missing from their car! I usually have my laptop with me, but...

I'm not usually into the extensive menu Detroit clubs provide, I like a good grind from a pretty girl. But I decided to stop here as this place is known for having some of the hottest girls on 8 mile.

I sat at the bar and looked around at the...

Visited the club last night. Got there around 12 and the place was packed. Parked with the valet ($8) and paid the cover ($15). Place was basically standing room only. Went to the upstairs bar and it was really cramped. People were trying to squeeze thru to get by. Texted...

For the 1st time, I arrived in-time for start of day rotation. It occurred at 12:10pm. (I understand the rotation occurs later on Saturdays, around 1pm.) I like seeing the available girls upfront so I can pick my favorite for the day. Arriving at the...

This ‘review’ actually covers two visits-the first one was a waste of time, and the second one was great! For whatever reason, I don't get to Penthouse that often. Maybe once a year. Probably because I hate the club hustle, and I am cheap. I find myself in Penthouse with...

There is no place like Detroit's Penthouse Club. No place. It's not perfect, but what is. It is what a club should be, if you throw out the fact you will have to pay at a premium rate for what you get.

Got in just after 11 p.m. on a...

I've reviewed this club before on the same day and time (friday afternoon) so this is an update some the same info some new.

First off, this place absolutely rocks on a friday afternoon, I like to sit at the bar where the girls finish their dance rotation with...

First off this club is expensive.. Sometimes people can view that as a deal breaker.

I tried going into the club earlier in the week after I got out of work, but after being told that I was not dressed well enough to enter (jeans and T-shirt), I left and decided...

Layout of the club has been reviewed already. I spent the early part of the evening at Coli and did not find what I was looking for so I stopped by Penthouse on my way home. I walked in right at Midnight, club was full but not packed. The tables...

First off, I will definitely be back and likely to check it out during the day. This go around was a Friday night, normal valet and cover charge. ($7 and $15 cover). We got ourselves a booth and a menu as we were pretty hungry. I ended up going for...