Reviews

Stopped by my favorite club to check out the talent. While most of the time there are several top notch girls, today there were only a few. I would say the top 3 today were Farrah, of course, Kennedy, and Mariah. Not sure if any of you have had Mariah upstairs, but I'm dying to find out more about her, just haven't been able to catch her when I was already committed to go VIP with another. Saw a young Asian spinner that was a little intriguing and she came over after tipping on stage. Extras offered but didn't partake. Went for the clean dances, which were above average, maybe next time.

Stopped in last Tuesday and had a decent time. Many of the same dancers were working that usually are. I met a skinny brunette, maybe 22, with a real mysterious look about her. She was good to talk to, and we eventually made our way upstairs. The dancers were ok, but not much creativity. She seemed surprised I only want a few dances, which may have thrown her off. Great body though, and I had a good time. This place is not what it was a few years ago, but still one of the best in town. More business-like than Coliseum down the road, but the talent has greater upside.

I wanted to experience the hype of Tigers Opening Day at a Strip Club. I chose Penthouse. They seem to have the best selection of beautiful girls on day shift. (Note: I have been disappointed more often on the night shift.) I arrived about 12:45. They had two girls on stage each doing a 4 song rotation. So a new girl up every 2 songs. But as the afternoon went along, the number of girls increased substantially. Soon a new girl was on stage every song. I like to check the out a full rotation before asking a dancer to stop by for a drink and a dance. The advantage of arriving early is there are not allot of customers. So it is easier getting the attention of a beautiful dancer. By 3 pm, there we allot dancers, but they were being snapped up on stage wtih customers asking for company once they were off stage. Being opening day, I saw a number of long term dancers working. It seemed all the hot girls wanted to work on this busy day. I never saw as many 9s and 10s at Penthouse before. I was so pleased. I love the elegant model look. I saw two that caught my eye. Annalise had long legs and a very dark tan that day. Just so beautiful. I also appreciated the beauty of Kimmie. She looks like a beautiful fashion model to me. I was only looking for dances. They both deliver a fun time upstairs (dances only). Nice thing about day shift is there is no cover. There is an $8 valet fee, $10 with tip. Also it is expected to tip the bouncer showing you the booth for your dances. On opening day, I enjoyed the food and drink specials. Beers are about $9. Sandwishes were $10 to $13. I loved their hot dogs. They are not normally offered. I left a happy customer since I got to see so many beautiful dancers.

Went to the club a couple Tuesdays ago. Talked to my atf beforehand and planned on a time and dinner. Parked with the valet, $7, and paid the cover charge, $15 after 7pm. Asked the door guy for a booth and got a good one by the elevator. My dancer was running late so I ordered a beer and watched the show. The talent was decent this night, which was kind of surprising since it was a Tuesday. I was getting really bored waiting for her, I had been there at least 30 min, and was thinking about taking a different dancer to vip (there was a hot taller blonde and an exotic dancer I wanted to checkout), when she finally texted and said she was there. Waited for her to get ready and she eventually made her way over. We had dinner and bs'ed for a min, then we went up to the vip. Tipped the room guy 10 and settled in. It was a good time. Would highly recommend.

Maybe it's me, but I didn't see a difference between Penthouse and Flight Club or Bogarts for that matter. The skank hoes were absolutely average except for the high ass price tag. I have a lot of money. A whole lot of money. A very fucking huge amount of money from selling all types of drugs to crack hores. I tend to throw money away on bullshit, like cars and houses. But I could not reach in my pocket and give a $100 hoe $300. I tried to get drunk and I still couldn't do it. 6 hoes all white and thin as a twig. Cute but only Colosseum cute. I know you ugly broke motherfuckers who save your wifes checks to get your dick sucked by one of these skank hoes really need to rethink this shit. 1 dick suck equals2 dick sucks and a fuck elsewhere. Let's join forces and demand cheaper services from these white hoes. I'm bullshiting. I spent a grand today and I will do that shit tomorrow. Penthouse is the best of Detroit. Niggas like white pussy.

The Penthouse does not have a cover charge before 6PM, and so I arrived around 1PM in the afternoon. I took an Uber, and so I did not pay for valet parking, which is the only parking allowed if you drive yourself. I ordered a bucket of beer and a French dip sandwich for lunch. The food at the Penthouse is very good. However, the steaks are overpriced. A burger or sandwich will give you the best value. The club was fairly busy. I sat at a small table right beside the stage, where I could be up close to the dancers. For some reason I cannot comprehend, seating by the stage is called pervert's row. The dancers were good looking, and I did not see any below a 7. There were 12 to 15 dancers, 3 of whom were black and the rest white. A couple dancers came over and sat and talked to me. But I did not want to commit to anyone before I had eaten my lunch. Once I had had my food and a couple beers, I began tipping the best-looking dancers. A blonde with big boobs, who was new to me, came down the steps to the stage and danced. She was the best I had seen and so I tipped her a $5. After completing her set, she came and talked with me for 15 or 20 minutes. Then we went upstairs to a private booth, where she showed me a good time. The Penthouse is, in my opinion, the best strip club in Detroit at this time.

Besides the Hustler Club in its early days, this is the first time I've been to an upper tier club in MI. Many say Penthouse is the best, but I don't know if I agree. It is a nice club. It is a luxury club. My buddy and I arrived around 11:45 on a Friday night. There is mandatory valet with a $15-$16 entrance fee. There is probably a mandatory coat check, but we're pros (read cheapskates), so we left our coats in the car. We stepped into a crowded club. It was literally standing room only with a bunch of large goons in suits telling us we had to move and couldn't stand around. Where the hell are we supposed to stand? We walked to the bar upstairs in search of a spot, but the upstairs level was more crowded than the lower level. Smoking is allowed at the upstairs bar and the whole club is noticeably filled with smoke. That said, they sell fancy cigars with a bunch of well known labels. I don't know what the prices were for the cigars. Besides being allowed to smoke, I don't know if there is a difference between the upstairs bar and the downstairs bar. The crowd was packed so tight upstairs, I didn't really notice the bar. A handful of dancers were hustling/smoking at the upstairs bar. The VIP rooms are also upstairs. I don't know if they have VIP areas on the lower level of the club. I caught a quick glimpse of the VIP rooms. They looked like they were fabric walled cabanas . . . like a lawn tent. I didn't get any VIP dances, so I'm not certain if all the rooms are like the one I saw. After a brief stay upstairs we headed back down to the main floor. A booth opened up at the bottom of the stairs and I engaged one of the goons to secure a spot. I shelled out $20 to sit in a booth. I don't know if there are different tier seating prices or if there are free places to sit. The booth we sat in was a crescent-shaped couch with table facing the stage--meaning, we could only sit facing the stage and could not change our seating positions. The booth was too far from the stage (I like to throw singles) and it was poorly positioned to the action in the rest of the club. At least the night I was in attendance, the club has a prescribed flow for the dancers. Dancers enter the stage from upstairs by walking down stairs onto the runway. The runway had two dancers at all times dancing in prescribed areas of the runway for one or two songs. At the end of the runway opposite the runway stairs, there is a pole. This is the first area a dancer enters when getting up on stage. The dancer does a bikini dance around the pole. Most dancers didn't lose the top until they moved to the next area of the runway near the runway stairs. Our booth was near the pole and it was difficult trying to see the tatas at the far end of the stage. From the stage, the dancers move onto what looked like the top portion of the booths on the main floor to perform for the customers sitting at tables behind our booth. Tables are a level up from the booths and I don't know how much it cost to sit there. At any rate, I was incredibly disappointed I had topless women dancing over my head, but couldn't see them based on the shitty ergonomics of the booth. From the booths, the dancers move to dancing on top of the downstairs bar. If I had my pick, I think I would want to sit at the downstairs bar or the end of the stage where the dancers enter. The guy in the booth next to us was smoking a hookah provided by the club and eating what appeared to be filet with lobster tail. My buddy said the club is known for its chef and the food is good. I try not to use the bathrooms at any of the clubs to avoid the bathroom troll. My buddy used it, but I failed to ask if he had to deal with any nonsense in the bathroom. The crowd was diverse but more affluent looking. There are a good number of overseas auto suppliers near Penthouse (Southfield area) and a good portion of the crowd looked to be the overseas executives of said suppliers. Dancer quality was good. They had all types and colors. I noted Asian girls, black girls, Southern Europeans, Russians, white milfs, white emo/punk/tat girls, and white girl next door looking girls. I would say majority were white girls in the age range of 18-26. Most were natural with a handful of fake titties. I was only approached by two dancers trying to hustle some VIP time. I am aware extras exist here; do your diligence and negotiate. I wasn't interested, because I knew I wasn't going to get the prices I wanted at a club like that. Everyone's mileage varies. My buddy fell in love, but was happy I restrained him from a trip to the VIP. We stayed for a couple hours and threw some dollars. I think I had two bottles of domestic at $9/bottle. Not cheap. There is a shot girl following the dancers to accost suckers if a dancer tries to hustle. We briefly checked out the upstairs bar before leaving. Still very crowded. Lots of smokers. When we walked downstairs to leave, there was a special effects show on stage with lights, smoke, and girls on motorcycles. $8 valet charge; I think my buddy gave the dude $10. This is a luxury club. I am not a luxury person. Too much money for bells and whistles I don't want to pay for. I'm happy I went to check it out. It is a really nice club with good looking girls, but I'd prefer to go to the blue collar dives in the area.

Stopped in Tuesday afternoon, around 6:30 pm. Got a table side small table. Both dancers on stage were quite nice, blonde with big tits... my favorite. Decided to go upstairs and smoke after they left the stage. Probably around 6:55 pm, the DJ called for review so I was looking forward to seeing all the girls on the stage to get a good sense of what kind of talent was available. Out of nowhere, this hot girl came right up to me at the upstairs bar and asked me if I'd like to do dances. Usually I like to scope a girl out for awhile before I select her to dance for me, but this girl had a very hot look so I said yes. We went back to the room behind the bar. There was no fee to enter. After the next song started she jumped on my jock and got to work with nice pelvic grinding. About 1 minute into the song she asked me if I wanted to have an even better time, basically letting me know that extras were on the menu. I said no thanks and she was cool with that. I did two songs with her. At first her dancing was a little mechanical, but then it did get better. It was the end of her shift so she seemed a little more chatty than I usually like. However, overall I thought the dances were great. Her name was Farrah. Her body was awesome. Tight ass, slender waist, big tits. Her tits were very soft and natural feeling. Her grind was good enough to make me smile and tense up my legs if you know what I mean. Paid $50 bucks for 2 dances. Next time I may see what's on the menu. I stayed around after this to check out night shift. It was OK. Not nearly as impressive as day shift. I didn't end up getting any more dances. Went home around 9pm

Warning: smoking allowed/encouraged at Penthouse I don't like breathing second hand smoke and I don't like smelling like an ash tray after a visit to a club. Don't get me wrong-- I have no problem with people who choose to smoke. People should have choice to do with their bodies as they wish, including smoking as long as I am not forced to breath their smoke. I used to count on a number of Detroit clubs to either enforce a no smoking policy in the club (e.g., Criket) or to restrict smoking to areas that have good ventilation (such as the upstairs smoking bars as Flight Club and Penthouse). Far too many of the other Detroit clubs simply fail to enforce the state wide ban on smoking in their club and I typically avoid those clubs. Thus I was shocked when I stopped by Penthouse, sat down at the downstairs bar and the waitress immediately puts out an ash tray for me and the others sitting at the bar (historically the downstairs area was always smoke free). I then noticed that a number of other patrons were smoking at the tables downstairs. I stayed long enough to get a dance from an attractive, slender blonde but left vowing to never return. Penthouse continues to offer a decent selection of attractive dancers (but the quality has notably declined). Many of the dancers are oriented towards excellent "customer service" in the VIP dnce areas. But If you are a non smoker, be forewarned that this club is no longer a non-smoking club and you should be prepared to smell like an ash tray after your visit. I don't know why management has elected to change their previous set up, where smoking was restricted to the upstairs bar and ventilation was good enough that non-smokers were comfortable in the downstairs area. For me, I'll take my business elsewhere, to non-smoking strip clubs such as Criket.

Was recently in Detroit from out of state back to back weeks and visited Penthouse Club a total of 3 times. On 2 of my visits arrived around 5:30-6:00ish which is towards the end of dayshift and right before the 7:00 nighttime review. Arriving at this time allows me spot any hot daytime dancers for a future visit, along with having time to get something to eat before 7:00 rolls around. This review will be of a Friday visit in which I arrived earlier in the afternoon around 4:00. When I arrived the club was very busy but was able to find a table in between the booth and stage side seating which is my preference. Was looking for 2 dancers in specific who I think are great - Kennedy and Heaven - and luckily they were both there. Met each of these dancers the previous week when visiting PHC and seems they have been working double shifts recently so no rush catching them before dayshift ends since stay for nightshift as well. They both recognized my and ended up getting dances from 1 of them before heading to Flight Club Friday night. My overall impression from my 2 weeks of visits are nothing much has changed. Besides the 2 dancers mentioned there were a few others who caught my attention, so plenty of options to choose from right now. Planning a Detroit visit again here sometime soon and plan on hitting PHC again.

Went with a girlfriend of mine, we were meeting her friend there (a male). She and I were walking into the club when a valet asked us if we were auditioning. We said no. Working? We said no. He told us we were not permitted without a male escort and that I needed to park in valet. I was like, fine. So we waited for the friend and I brought my car up. Then, they told our male friend that because of dress code, we couldn't get in. I went to leave but a Penthouse manager told me to come back. So I did, and he let us in. Strange encounter. We got in, food was okay. Half of the girls were hot. Most of them dead in the eyes onstage. I mean, it's a day shift. All in all, would go again, but only at night.

Stopped by one afternoon looking for new talent. There has been an influx of new girls lately and it's great to see such a variety. Was hoping to get the attention of Mariah as I've never had her in VIP but she's got such a tight body and nice bolt one. While i was waiting for her on stage though I was approached by Taylor. She's got a nice rack, too so I thought I would take her for a spin first. Extras were offered but I thought I'd just check out the lappers first. Didn't disappoint, she's quite aggressive and I didn't really need the extras on this day!